Scientist Elvis

I research the Elvii species

[scientist-elvis]

I research Evlii for science

[scientist-elvis]

God I need this account deleted now

[scientist-elvis]

woah mama I’m in a lab

-elvis anon

get out

[scientist-elvis]

Oh i eata da elvis

thank god im tired of researching them

[threedollarsdotcom]

lets delete our gimmick blogs together

[scientist-elvis]

God I wish I knew how too

[scientist-elvis]

Since the Elvis verse is dead I can admit I made this blog just because I wanted to get into the discord server

[pheita]

I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.

Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.

We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.

We all know this is unacceptable.

Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.

This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.

Kein Sonderregister für trans* Personen – Nie wieder Listen gegen Minderheiten!

Hallo, ich bin Penelope Alva Frank, Transfrau, queerfeministische Aktivistin und Gründerin der queerfeministischen Bewegung Queermany. Ich w

[butch-marauders]

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass and @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can are you guys allowed to sign this?

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

Just to give everyone some context

This isn't some small thing. This is real and big, and it really might change something. We're already at 150 000. The next goal is 200 000. This is really possible.

[quelvis]

elvii— spread the word! (do NOT look under the cut, for your own sanity)

@artistelvispresley @gay-elvis @pr1ntsly-c0gvis-offical @elvistigative-press-official @union-elvis @lorvis-offical @frog-elvis @elvis-but-morbius @godzilla-elvis @elvis-topala @teto-presley @brainrot-elvis @bigfoot-elvis-official @jelvis-presley @princess-elvis @bblvis @jeselvis-christ @amishpresley @elvonda-odysley @justelvis @elvis-popeley @elvisnasir @ominous-elvis @dead-elvis @stillwakestheelvisofficial @frozenelvisofficial @blahaj-elvis @elvisdeactivated-36746647 @german-elvis @mothwomanelvis @gelvis-presley @snailvis-jr @artistelvispresley @elvissupportgroup @elvis-preston @spider-elvis @elvis-fitzgerald-presedy @morseelvis @cowboy-elvis @cult-leader-presley @gladys-official @absoluteelvis @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @mario-elvis @elvis-d-presley @elvis-staffley-official @ewvis-officiaw @lurkerelvis @belvis-b-buzzley@yn-presley @elvis-inc-official @country-elvis @wevis-presley @reptilvis @adovis-presley @elvisplier-presley @gamblingaddicted-elvis @wizard-elvis @poll-elvis @hatsunelvis-miku @mahou-presley @elvis-pres-ident-ley @elvis-official-3 @elvis-official-2 @this-elvis-isnt-real @dinosaur-elvis @elvis-georg @elvis-georg-official @elvis-georg-unofficial @elvis-george-official @elvis-george-unofficial @jester-presley @tibielvis-anterior

[quelvis]

more elvii because tumblr broke when I tried to tag everyone at once

@elvis-official @evil-elvis-official @elvis-hell @eggvis-preggsley @gay-elvis @catgirl-presley @emo-presley @werewolfelvis @italian-elvis-official @elvis-imitator-official @eagle-elvis @snailvis @pelvis-presley @mii-elvis @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @miniature-elvis @elvis-unofficial @haiku-presley-elvis @sauromon-presley-the-orber @mouseelvis @scary-elvis @nonbinary-elvis @gen-z-elvis @elvispurrsley @elvis-parsley-official @italian-elvis @italian-elvis-unofficial @invincible-elvis-official @gayelvissupportivefather @phannie-elvis @Robot-Elvis @elvis-compressedly @yelserp-sivle @elvish—presley @elvis-parsley-chiapet @penvis-presley @lionelvis @grian-elvis-prestley @elvis-mumbo @dynamite-elvis-offical @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis @shark-presley @elvis-official-impersonator @catboy-presley @elvis-resercher-official @elvis-exterminator @furina-de-fontelvis @leprechaun-elvis-official @canadian-elvis @elvis-pretzel-offical @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2 @elvis-against-tumbr-update @haiku-presley-ghost @wizard-presly @drowning-elvis @elviritch-horrors @blueelvis @alien-elvis @barbara-gunnhelvis @death-elvis-official @arlecchelvis-official @dwarvish-presley @fishvis-presley @elvis-depressedley @daedric-prinelvis-presley @woke-elvis @escaperoomelvis @muppet-joker-elvis @macbelvis @elvisander-presleyton

[quelvis]

ok last one I swear

@frelvis-durstley @bald-elvis @doctor-houlvis-official @themandelviscatalogue @elvius-ceasar @bodybuilder-elvis-official @v1presely-official @jailhouse-md-rock @aethelvis-presley @green-elvis-official @fly-elvis-official @smurfvis-presley @elvis-bouchard @elvis-boskovic @deviouselvli @scientist-elvis @really-evil-elvis @tiny-elvis @shelvis-presley @edgarallanpoevis @offical-ace-elvis @australian-elvis @moth-elvis @frelvis-mercury @random-elvis-encounter @edelvis-von-hresleyvelg @they-might-be-elvis @sqelvis-official @waxfigure-elvis @communist-elvis-official@furbispresley @florida-man-elvis @elvisampora @vampelvis

[blackelves]

Urgent appeal for aid! My friend @alaa-famile messaged me this morning. She’s afraid because the occupation becomes more violent every day. They have orders to evacuate, but it will cost $500 to arrange for their transport!

She is vetted as #606 by @gazavetters.

$150/$500!

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You can't be saying that anymore zigzagoon

[fallout-lou-begas]

[emo-presley]

TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

[gelvis-presley]

WOAH MAMA I CANT GO BACK

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, FIRST OF ALL, SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS IS MY THING SECOND OF ALL, EVEN I FEAR THE ORB, HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA

[gelvis-presley]

WOAH MAMA MY BAD

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK. I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S PRIDE MONTH, I WILL REAP YOU.

[furina-de-fontelvis]

Woah mademoiselle, the orb is even scarier than Arlecchelvis

[macbelvis]

Woah! Woman who hath birthed me!!

Is this the prison of the damned? A visage of my future yet to come? OUT damned spot! I am destined to be King of Rock N Roll, not confined to an orb! Hummina, hark, Hummina

[MACBELVIS hip thrusts stage right]

[bblvis]

Woah thicc mama!!! They are trying to put me in the orb but my glorious cheeks are too thicc to fit in the orb 🍑✨

[scientist-elvis]

Woah mama! Be not afraid! For that is an Evlis egg! they look similar to orbs to scare off any other Elvii who might try to steal and eat it!

Soon it will hatch into a wonderful Elvis!

[elvis-official]

I can't help but get an odd feeling from this casino, but it beats the Vegas stage...

[elvis-official]

What even is a "Casa de las Hojas"

[scientist-elvis]

It’s nothing. Now go to the casino next door labeled “definitely not a trap”! It has so many woah mama’s, beetles, and lizards!!!

[elvis-official]

They won't find me here 6:)

[scientist-elvis]

Haha!! They never will Elvis 0, now tell me where the hell you are. I need.. to talk to you

[elvis-official]

Woah mama the guards are distracted. I'm going to escape Vegas finally. I'm free hummina hummina hummina

[scientist-elvis]

WOAH MAMA!! HES ESCAPING!! HES BREACHING CONTAINMENT

[elvis--detector]

Is any other gimmick blog scared of accidently posting to their main or is that just me

[oko-isnt-real]

yeah

[lizard-elvis-official]

shit

[elvis--detector]

*gasp* did I identify the true identity of lizard elvis?!

[shifting-mound-of-elvii]

uh no…

[lizard-elvis-official]

WAIT SHIT WRONG ELVIS

[spaghettihell]

Woah mama get better at being elvis

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Skill issue on your part (I'm in fact not an Elvis) (I also post to the wrong blog relatively frequently) (I also hate it)

[weresharks-could-be-neat]

Woah mothma I too fear that

[moth-elvis]

WAIT NO

[pussymuncher7]

Woah science! So many Elvii coming out of their  cocoons! What a joyous day to be a researcher!

[scientist-elvis]

I think god just hates us

[elvis-official]

Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

[eiderducksonofhumperdink]

Protecting genuine women is „fundamentally evil“?

[elvis-official]

Protecting women is one of the most noble things you can do. Unfortunately you don't do that

[scientist-elvis]

any anti-trans agenda’s are anti-woman agenda’s.

Anti-trans agenda’s enforce a very strict definition of gender and what that gender is supposed to be and look like.

A trans exclusive place will attack masculine woman under the assumption they’re trans.

If you don’t fit into extremely rigid structures you are going to be attacked by the same people who are trying to “protect” (control) woman

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

They fucking killed her

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᒷ リᒷᒷ↸ ᔑ ↸ᒷℸ ̣ᒷᓵℸ ̣╎⍊ᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᒲ⚍∷↸ᒷ∷ ᓭᓵᒷリᒷ...

ᔑꖎᓭ𝙹 ᒲ|| ᓵ𝙹リ↸𝙹ꖎᒷリᓵᒷᓭ......

[an-ant-hill]

where were you during the great tumblr elvis invasion of 2025

[scientist-elvis]

Putting on an Elvis costume and researching them

[gladys-official]

Woah fake son I FUCKING KNEW IT

Get out of here and stop researching my babies mummina mummina

[scientist-elvis]

WAIT! SHIT! WOAH MAMA!!! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA!! I AM REAL I PROMISE!!