∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ᓭ𝙹∷∷|| ╎ ⎓𝙹∷⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ᔑᓵᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣

[randomalienencounter]

⍑𝙹ꖎ|| ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᔑꖎ╎⍊ᒷ

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ᔑ∷ᒷᔑ 51 ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹ꖌ ᒲᒷ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ⍊ᒷ⊣ᔑᓭ

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ᓭ𝙹∷∷|| ╎ ⎓𝙹∷⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ᔑᓵᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣

[alienracist]

Greetings. We would like you to know we admire your efforts in observing the subject. Please continue to do so. We have found evidence of a connection between the subject and the popular figure known as 'Elvis'. Use this information wisely, citizen.

-The Anonymous Informant.

i aint talking to no feds

i haven't paid my TAXES in five YEARS!!!

take thats!!!$!!

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ||'∷ᒷ 𝙹リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒲᒷ!!!

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ╎'⍊ᒷ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ ᒲ𝙹ᓵꖌ ⋮𝙹ʖ ╎リℸ ̣ ᒷ∷⍊╎ᒷ∴ ℸ ̣ 𝙹↸ᔑ||

[elvis-official]

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

[elvis-official]

Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

[the-rat12]

so, if it was previously empty, and you add half water, its half full, but if it was previously full, and then you take half away, its half empty, is what your saying?

[elvis-official]

Woah mama the glass is always half full and half empty. It's what you do with the glass that determines the state it's in, literally and metaphorically. Any situation will be only what you make of it. *Wise hip thrust*

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ⊣ꖎᔑᓭᓭ ⍑ᔑꖎ⎓ ⎓⚍ꖎꖎ ╎'↸ !¡∷𝙹ʖᔑʖꖎ|| ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ↸∷╎リꖌ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹

[gay-little-isopod]

apologies if this has been done before but

[gay-little-isopod]

woah that's a few notes

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ, ∴⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ ⍊╎ᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣?

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ᓭ𝙹∷∷|| ╎ ⎓𝙹∷⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ╎ ᒷ ̇/╎ᓭℸ ̣

[elvis-official]

Happy woah mama's day!

[elvis-official]

Will Wood number

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリ ᒷꖎ⍊╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ʖᔑᓭᒷ↸????

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ╎'ᒲ ⎓∷ᒷᒷ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒲ⚍ᓭ╎ᓵᔑꖎ

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I will make you eat beans on toast

[backwards-elvis]

tsaot no snaeb ekil i ,amam haow

(woah mama, i like beans on toast)

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

OH GOD THE ELVISVERSE FOUND ME EVERYONE SCATTER

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ 'ᒷᒲ ʖ𝙹||ᓭ!!!!

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ᓭ𝙹∷∷|| ⎓𝙹∷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ !¡𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ∷ᒷ⍑ᒷᔑ∷ᓭᔑꖎ ⎓𝙹∷ ᔑ ᒲ⚍ᓭ╎ᓵᔑꖎ ╎ ᒲᒷᔑリ ⎓𝙹∷ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑ ̇/|| ℸ ̣ 𝙹⚍∷

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Have u moved on from eating tubs of frosting or not?

God I love eating tubs of frosting. Nothing brings me more joy then cracking open a fresh tub o plastic and just going to town. Sometimes I wont even use a spoon fork, or utensil. Just palm deep in the icing, scooping it in. The consistency that of icing. Beautiful, smooth, tasty. I awake from my trance when its over. My can empty and the joy over. But its ok. I have the next tub to look forward to, whenever she shall make herself known to me, I will be there.

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ∷ᒷ⍑ᒷᔑ∷ᓭᔑꖎ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎ ᓭᒷᒷ

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᔑ!¡𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ𝙹ᓭ╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ⚍!¡𝙹リ ⚍ᓭ

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama I don't support AI

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ʖᔑᓭᒷ↸

[elvis-official]

Woah is Mama

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ╎ᓭ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ

[elvis-resercher-official]

W-woah m0th€r?

SeeeEEe? W-w-we are l1ke yyyou

Join join join join join us

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ

[random-elvis-encounter]

Woah mama they really put you on the scary planet

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ╎ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ. ╎ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ⊣𝙹 ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ :(