Kermit's #1 fan

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.

[medievaljournalist]

if one more bad thing happens to me i bet my warrior soul will awaken

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[lucy-vanpelts]

greek kendrick: i string my bow i try to row my way back to you mistakes ive made. you ain’t been lost at sea like me you ain’t laid out a siege like me. men lost soul spent gods mad love gone (soulful beat switch) ithaca will you receive me…

trojan drake: how i always lose U in these walls

[jisuto]

[dogpuppy]

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[bigtittygothmom666]

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[ouroborosorder]

at the club straight up tarnishing my master's legacy

[nightwingxy]

Oh dear God GIRL OLAF IS REAL????

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[contemptible-scoundrel]

older lesbian outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I was graduating high school you were just a baby. isn't that crazy

me, understanding the passage of time: not really

[joshlovesyou]

[joylessmarxist]

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

[trangoldin]

[puppygirllaika]

after ten beers and a pack of marxboros i highly doubt any "pulling out" will be happening.

[reversewerewolf]

[milf--adjacent]

We could have stopped here

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[fujoasis]

AssMaster1390 is braver than the marines