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@mothman-the-methman
Not to crave angst but I really hope we get more of Clark just being horrified with the thought of hurting someone or his people hurting others. I also really hope that Lois and all learn to trust Clark after all their talk about wanting him to trust them with his whole secret identity. Heās just a golden retriever personified someone tell him they love him no matter what (;-;)
Just binged my adventures with Superman and everyone is so selfish around Clark. Like obviously heās gonna hide his secret identity and forcing him to come out about it and then being mad at him is so awful. You found out about him and then act surprised when heās upset and people treat him like a monster when heās done nothing wrong. Idk I just needed to spit this out somewhere because I have many thoughts on it.
Danny is the Crazy Old Manā¢ļø of Gotham
So, the events of Danny Phantom happened decades ago
Like, Phantom Planet was one of the first instances of Superheroes in HISTORY. Early 1900's, just the Fentons were Insanely Ahead of their Time!
Danny is still a Halfa, but has allowed himself to grow old and live his best life before fully dying so he can accept his Throne in the Infinite Realms. He decides to experience Life in the fullest way possible, partying, drinking, making long lasting friendships that shape the lives of everybody he meets, all that!
Eventually, Danny's Party Life leads him to Gotham. And this place is just amazing!
It has all the comforts of Home, with so much more! He can Party! He can Fight! He can do anything he wants and nobody bats an eye, because a crazy old man getting into a fistfight in the middle of the road is just another Tuesday for Gotham!
He decides to spend the rest of his Mortal Life there. And this is still Early On in the DC Timeline, like, Batman Year 1 is happening Right Now.
He hangs around, befriends the local Homeless Population, and mostly just has the time of his Life! And he takes up the stereotypical Homeless Old Man look because why fight it? That's literally what he's going for!
He also unintentionally sets up a bunch of future events
He teaches Kid!Jason on his to steal Tires as repayment for driving off some muggers with a Baseball Bat (honestly he was looking forward to being mugged, it's a new experience after all)
He pulls Kid!Tim into an Alley after Tim gets caught out at night and gets chased by some Punks. He hides Tim behind a Dumpster and tricks the Punks into mugging him instead (Yay! He finally got mugged!)
He becomes kind of well known as the Old Man who wants to experience everything before he dies. He says as much too, not like he really has a reason to hide it. He just tells people "I want to live my life to the fullest, it don't matter if I live 10 more years or 10 more minutes, I'm gonna experience every second of it!"
He once walked into a Cloud of Fear Gas to see what it was like. Later he said it was a 6/10. "Not the worst thing I've had injected into my body!" He says with no Context.
He traded places with a Hostage during an active Crime Scene because he wanted to know what it's like.
He was once dared to take Batmans Utility Belt by another Homeless Guy as a joke, so he walked up to Batman later that night in full view of everybody else and just asked for his Belt. He gives up after a few minutes, and one guy asked "Why not fight him for it? It's an experience after all.". Danny replys "Nah, I've fought Vigilantes before. It was fun though, gotta say!"
...
This got away from me, but all this to say: Imagine the Bat Families Reaction when they find out "Crazy Old Danny" is PHANTOM. You know, THE FIRST SUPERHERO!
I imagine Constantine is having a stroll though Gotham after finishing up some business with Bruce, and just bumps into a homeless guy by accident.
Later that night:
Batman: Constantine, Why are you calling? Is it to do with the-
Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?
Batman: Wait wha-
...
Or imagine they know before Constantine meets him, and it goes instead like this
Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?!
Batman: You mean Old Man Danny? He's just a homeless guy? What do you mean?
Constantine: I swear on what's left of my Soul, that is a God.
Batman, a little shit: I don't think so, I would know (fully knows)
the ultimate mall goth
Of Bronze ā and Blaze ā The North ā tonight ā So adequate ā it forms ā So preconcerted with itself ā So distant ā to alarms ā An Unconcern so sovereign To Universe, or me ā Infects my simple spirit With Taints of Majesty ā Till I take vaster attitudes ā And strut upon my stem ā Disdaining Men, and Oxygen, For Arrogance of them ā My Splendors, are Menagerie ā But their Competeless Show Will entertain the Centuries When I, am long ago, An Island in dishonored Grass ā Whom none but Daisies ā know.
- Emily Dickinson (319)
TAINTS OF MAJESTY?? YOU KNOW WHAT IT ITS MY BOIS. SHE SAID TAINTS SHE SAID TAINTS IT IS TAINTS
THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE
This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Foodās coming!
OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA
I love that kittens are gently placed on the groundā¦ whereas adult cats, because they should know better (and are undoubtedly better at landing on their feet) are justā¦ flung.
Oh my god I love this
I love that the kittens continue climbing her even after she steps away from the food - the goal is no longer āget to foodā it is āclimb the humanā!
UNDER SEIGE!!
Goals. Somewhat.
Too cute not to reblog
glad to see my subconscious breaking gender rolls
Blood? Scary?
I have an unwanted monthly subscription to Satanās waterfall and you call that little splat of blood SCARY? Bitch please.
alright everyone weāre gonna spell out gay
Give me a G!!!
More digital art. Looks bad but so do I.
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
Iāve never hit reblog faster or harder.
I cried yesterday
your url shows what you want most in life
An asexual reaper
You mean all reapers
i want facts.
Virgil as a knight. Seems sound.
An egg ?? I donāt even know
say it with me, kids!
MURDER
ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe i want all of the chicken nuggetsĀ
All the knives. All. The. Knives.
ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST
CLEANING
Dish soap
Laundry detergent
All-purpose cleaner
Hand soap
Broom
Mop
Wash cloths / rags
Vacuum
Dustpan
Lint roller
Sponges
KITCHENWARE
Plates
Bowls
Spoons
Forks
Knives
Glasses
Mugs
Tongs
Spatula
Plastic wrap
Ziplock baggies
Garbage bags
Paper towel
Tupperware
Ice tray
Oven mitts
Potato peeler
Mixing bowls
Frying pan
Pot
Baking sheet
Whisk
Stirring spoons / ladels
Tea infuser ball
Measuring cups
Strainer
Cutting board
Coffee maker
Kettle
Toaster
Magnets
Dry erase markers
Sticky notes
Microwave
Wire sponge
Trash bin
Recycling bin
Rubber gloves
Silverware organizer
Measuring spoons
Aluminum foil
Wax paper
Can opener
Bottle opener
Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.
LIVINGROOM
Sofa
Rocking chair (you know you want one)
Loveseat
Coasters
Blankets
Throw pillows
Coffee table
Book shelves
TV
TV stand
Floor lamp
End table
Stereo system / radio
BEDROOM
Mattress
Box spring
Bedframe
Linens
Sheets
Comforter
Hangers
Laundry hamper
Trash bin
Curtains
Pillows
Pillow cases
Night table
Alarm clock
Lamp
Dresser
Coat rack
Desk / vanity
Comfy chairs
DININGROOM
Dining table
Minimum of 2 chairs
Coasters
Placemat
Tablecloth
Tea lights /candles and candle holders
BATHROOM
Face clothes
Towel
Soap bar
Body wash
Shampoo
Conditioner
Tissues
Toilet paper
Trash bin
Plunger
Toilet cleaner
Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds
Hydrogen peroxide
Antibacterial ointment
First-Aid kit
Tweezers
Nail clippers
Band-aids
Shower rod
Shower curtain
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Floss
Period products
Bathmat
Air freshener
Trash bin
Towel rod
Towels
MISCELLANEOUS
Elastic bands
Stapler
Stables
Paper clips
Needles and thread
AA / AAA batteries
Light bulbs
Extension cords
Scotch tape
Duct tape
Shovel
Rake (if you have a yard)
Stain remover
Jar of courters for laundry mat
Screw drivers
Hammer
Nails
Sticky tack
Screws
Box cutter / X-acto
Pliers
Wrench
Pens
Paper
Pencils
Pencil sharpener
Eraser
Welcome matt
Shoe rack
Coat rack
Flashlight
Flashlight batteries
Watch batteries
Rechargeable batteries and charger
Safe place to discard dead batteries
Candles
Matches
Lighter
Mini travel fans
Real fans
Emergency Survival kit
Fire extinguisher
Landline phone
Window air conditioner
Carbon monoxide alarm
Fire alarm
FOOD STUFF
Mustard
Ketchup
Mayo
Salt
Pepper
Baking soda
Flour
Eggs
Milk
Bread
Olive oil
Tea
Jam
Peanut-butter
Coffee grounds
Cereal
Rice
Pasta
Vegetable soup
Tomato sauce
Frozen vegetables
Crackers
Chickpeas / lentils
Apples
Oranges
Granola bars
Juice
Hot chocolate mix
Frozen meats
lavendersucculents
im keeping this for future reference
need this now thanks MUCHHHH
Iām gonna be ready the second Iām able to move out
First time trying digital art! This piece is called The Rose Garden
VOLTRON ON EARTH HEADCANONS
WE BACK IN IT KIDS!!!!! @ckilljoy @daughterofapollo8 @luckymuppets
When they go back to earth, Keith, Krolia, and Shiro stay at Lanceās famās place. (And lance ofc)
Pidge, Hunk, and the three alteans stay with the Holtās.
sidenote: i want romelle, allura and coran to be a trio, like the three musketeers.
Despite how big Lanceās family is, they only have one bathroom.
Lance takes so long in the bathroom that Keith gives up when everyone is waiting so he kicks the door open, covers his eyes, and rips the curtain off the rack, and storms out.Ā
It always get a reaction out of Lance.
Later when they start dating when keith busts in he keeps his eyes wide open but shhhh
Whenever Lance sees his fam again he starts crying and Keith looks to the side and sniffs and everyone looks at him (KEITH MAKES THE EXCUSE THAT SHIRO WAS HIS ONLY FAMILY GROWING UP AND HE DIDNT HAVE A BIG FAM BUT REALLY KROLIA WAS RIGHT THERE AND HE JUST DOESNT WANT LANCE CRYING IT MAKES HIM SAD)
Im gonna cry too ofc imagine my ugly face full of tears
Wait dont imagine that
(I dunno if galrans eat food but o well)
Krolia loves any food Lanceās family makes like she will politely ask for more like twenty times
ONE TIME SHE SLOWLY TOOK KEITHS FOOD
Keith realized that his food was slowly disappearing and it wasnāt in his stomachĀ
He figured it was his mother
He started taking Lanceās food which started from them fighting to them having their first kiss
L: why did you razzle dazzle my food from me!
K: mom took my food
L: SO YOU TAKE MINE
K: you sat next to me, your problemĀ
L:WELL MAYBE I WANTED TO SIT NEXT TO YOU
K: WHY WOULD YOU
L: BECAUSE MAYBE I THINK YOURE AN AMAZING PERSON
K: IF I WAS AN AMAZING PERSON THEN YOU WOULD LET ME TAKE YOUR FOOD
L: EXACTLY
K: THEN WHY DID YOU SCREAM
L: BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME
they softly smiled at eachother
Lance pulls him to the floor and they kiss
Krolia and Lanceās mom give eachother āthe lookā¢ļøā
Shiro and Krolia cheered while Lanceās sister said āI knew you liked bad boys, hermanito.ā
LAST BUT NOT LEAST LANCE LOOOOVEES AMERICAS GOT TALENT AND KEEPIN UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS AND OUT OF ALL PEOPLE HE GETS SHIRO INTO IT (krolia secretly loves agt but Keith is a nono)
I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE FOR THE MCCLAIN FAM SO WERE MOVING ON TO THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON WITH THE HOLTS
KEEPING UP WITH THE HOLTS
Pidge and Hunk sleep in the same room but its okay ( Pidge is only five years old nothings going on at night)
Coran is so happy to try something that isnāt space goo
Allura and Romelle sleep in the same room and sometimes theyāre up talking until 3 am and Allura just loves hearing her future gf ramble about her brother and what Lotor did
Its also painful for Allura bc of what Lotor n her experienced in the quintessence field and Romelle realizes that and tries her best to talk about other thingsĀ
Allura is just so done with boys at this point girls cant be this heartless right??
Coran sleeps with Pidge and Hunk and sometimes when Team Punk is passed out asleep Coran will just start rambling at 2 am and Pidge and Hunk hate it SO MUCH GODDAMMIT CORAN ILY
Pidge is so frickin happy to see his family again but shes nothing compared to Lanceās emotional reunionĀ
Coran and Romelle talk about her Altean history and Allura is in the background braiding Romelleās hair
MATT
LETS TALK ABOUT MATT
HIM AND HUNK HAD A RACE WEARING CROCS
MATT WON
Pidge took so many pictures of them moaning while looking down in misery at their crocs
HUNK CRIED
Pidge took a pic of that and she couldāve used it against him but she didnāt cus she loves him too much
HUNK AND PIDGE HAD A LOTURA DIVORCE TO GO ALONG WITH THE PROPOSAL
they did it in Lanceās house in front of Lance
Lance chuckled
At this point klance was canon and they had no idea so they tried to roast Lance a bit but it didnāt work on him
At one point Matt busted in āHHHHHH PIDGE THE FOOD IS BEAUTIFULā
Keith popped up beside Matt āTHE EMO AGREESā and went to lay on Lanceās back
P: WAIT WHAT
M: THATS GAY PIDGE OOOOHHH
P: IS THIS WHY THE ALLURA AND LOTOR DIVORCE DIDNT AFFECT YOU
Hunk was asleep and Pidge had to keep shaking him to get off
P: KEITH AND LANCE ARE DATING
H: huh what
P: KEITH AND LANCE ARE-
Keith was tired of her screaming so he pushed Pidge out of the way and grabbed Lance and kissed him
Hunk was shook
Klance ended up on the floor making out
THATS IT FOR NOW MY LOVES!!!!!
Ly guys sm
Lance takes shiro to buy more eyeliner
Blanket time
When you wake up and your blanket is inside out, floating and somehow changed colors.
