your favorite creepy little freak

call me Lapine- they/them, agender, 23 big pie household, tiny pie eaters dni

[evil-tboys]

i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER

[alliekills]

happy pride month! death to israel! <333

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[toskarinfr]

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[anglaised]

blonde white person doesnt get picked for the first time in their life and puts a shotgun in their mouth omg

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[kaylmao]

[anglaised]

being a transmasc who dgaf about transition and is also not a crazy transmed but also believes ppl who medically transition should have more say / lead convos about transgenderism is crazay bc half of other trans guys get rlly mad at u when u say ppl who medically transition face more obstacles in life and then the other half get rlly mad at u if u dgaf about binding bc of personal choice

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[the-one-eyed-seer]

Shoutout to disabled people who like hiking

Shoutout to mobility aid users who like walks

Shoutout to light sensitive people who like being outside

Shoutout to wheelchair users specifically who like going outdoors

Being disabled isn’t antithetical to appreciating nature

[anglaised]

yall dont know what that word means

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[anglaised]

white tumblr liberals if this site existed in 1800s america: idkkkkk i know slavery is bad but like uh i dont like when slaves say they want to kill plantation owners thats kinda icky like….uhh wheres ur empathy..? they are giving you a job…no seriously i know slavery is bad but like if you do a revolt and kill them for raping your women and using your children as alligator bait and skinning people alive to use their body as furniture you will just continue the cycle like you’ll be even worse than them! you cant hate them! wheres ur compassion dude they probably feel rlly bad about whipping you it probably gives them bad vibes

[segamascott]

[northirish]

In a shit mood. Release the locusts