SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES
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SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES
this post is still hilarious
i finally watched creep 2 and it has changed my life. i’m different now
damn radiohead finally made another song?
Do you watch songs or something?
get a load of this neanderthal that can’t watch songs
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017
It's always a pleasure to get stickbugged
How big is your cock????
Ask someone who’s seen it
You have never seen your own penis
No thats gay
Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.
the other four are for bloodshed
Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that
Sand just makes animals break. See the Tibetan sand fox
The fucking
ARABIAN SAND BOA
Like what the fuck happened
Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny
aight ill bite what happens when they get horny
They literally transform into a new, unbelievably fucked up creature
When someone asks me why I enjoy fantasy RPGs
I hate that this is the actual original post it feels cursed
Dies anyway
if you start your rant with "hey idiot" or "you know what? fuck this" I stop reading immediately, sorry
hey idiot, garfield is watching you dream
you know what? fuck this. garfield is real and steals your dreams.
im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you
this is my fucking worst nightmare
*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree