Self loathing all around

My name is Austin, I'm 21 and I no longer know what I'm doing :)

[stayg0lden323]

SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES

[disc0dracula]

this post is still hilarious 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i finally watched creep 2 and it has changed my life. i’m different now

[brucebocchi]

damn radiohead finally made another song?

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

Do you watch songs or something?

[brucebocchi]

get a load of this neanderthal that can’t watch songs

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[bodyfeeling]

you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017

[grox]

It's always a pleasure to get stickbugged

[tattooed-disappointment]

How big is your cock????

Ask someone who’s seen it

[g0dammit-deactivated20160616]

You have never seen your own penis

[tattooed-disappointment]

No thats gay

[just-shower-thoughts]

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

[the-inarticulate-chikin]

the other four are for bloodshed

[runby2]

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

[runby2]

Sand just makes animals break. See the Tibetan sand fox

The fucking

ARABIAN SAND BOA

Like what the fuck happened

[alextheraven]

[tinkywinkydesire]

[downydig]

[utopians]

Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny

[raymondcest]

aight ill bite what happens when they get horny

[utopians]

They literally transform into a new, unbelievably fucked up creature

[bongwater-jpeg]

[witche-nerd]

When someone asks me why I enjoy fantasy RPGs

[mcmangos]

[winemom-culture]

I hate that this is the actual original post it feels cursed

[haglegmoved-deactivated20170922]

Dies anyway

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

if you start your rant with "hey idiot" or "you know what? fuck this" I stop reading immediately, sorry

[frottinq]

hey idiot, garfield is watching you dream

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

you know what? fuck this. garfield is real and steals your dreams.

[crunchy-faggot-3-deactivated202]

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[tinsil]

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree