shit yea

he/him | 18+ (i am an adult and i sometimes reblog adult shit) | im bad and thats good. ill never be good and thats not bad. theres no one id rather be. than pee

[dogpuppy]

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

[jojosbizarresecondlife]

captain let the clarks out

[nyanletnest]

x

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[flipchild]

[realmsofgames]

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[leechloach]

I need $600+ for stupid toys

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[skittay]

at work: i will start every project and clean my room and learn a new language and read a book and exercise

at home: 20 more rounds of MOVES LIKE GASTER || Deltarune Parody of "Moves Like Jagger" please

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[bunniesinformermagazine]

Bunieuds Facts:

bbuneiss hauve been knownd to enjoy a nivce Ball Touys playjtimr, and can evn do incredibkfe thinges with it !

soemtime abuniesf uses thr ball for bigbig hophs, or perhapsj even ballaying power.

picturged below ids an Unkneon bunirs Ball playingng techniuqe notyrt seen befofre

bunies studieds are beingnh performemf aswe hop. .....

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.