Musings and Amusings

This is my totally awesome tagline.

[beardedmrbean]

[ishipitlikeups]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[alinethered]

yall wanna see the worst us lib post ive ever seen

[alinethered]

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????

[organicmatter]

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

[morshmallow]

not enough

[velociraptrix]

millions of penguins probably have

[organicmatter]

This is so true and such a good point

[mountainousgatorade]

I’ve been thinking about the past three years a lot lately, and while there’s still some very painful things in my life, I’m actually proud of myself and how I’ve been able to get my life back on track

[phomosexual]

[cop-disliker69]

I don’t usually say things like this, but:

Slay

[queerasinqueerasaclockworkorange]

[cop-disliker69]

Wholesome <3

[ihatethissignin-deactivated2026]

Now THATS what I call character development

[elenorasweet]

it's the fact that she "always wanted to" that really does it for me. proud of you, ma'am.

[garchomp-ings]

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

[thetalkingcrocus]

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

[liberissima]

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[dinuguan]

[mountainousgatorade]

Fun fact: at my teacher camp this summer I tried explaining this to people and it turned into a whole call and response/praise bit when someone made a good point, did something cool, dinner was especially tasty, etc. someone would say “boom boom” and everyone else would clap exactly once exactly on beat