High Sodium Content

Honestly I'd eat garbage if you put enough salt on it.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, February 6, 1956

[renicula]

[petbud]

hi everyone here’s a picture of garge simpsfield

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

Thanks! I hate it

[petbud]

[personalgremlin]

the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in our back yard and got in it 

[samdesantis]

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[they-might-be-ultramen]

[mountainsbeyondmountains]

Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?

Me: Is ya'll hiring?

[mountainsbeyondmountains]

I certainly do not remember her and I ABsolutely would 

[bitchycode]

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like I know bus stops are liminal spaces and all but this kind of thing is a little too surreal for first thing in the morning

[astates]

[hyrude]

for the record: i wrote 10k of indepth introspective character analysis turned personal projection fanfiction about francis from malcolm in the middle, never posted it anywhere, then changed all the names and submitted it for an lgbt essay scholarship as a dissertation on internalized homophobia’s psychological impact into adulthood and won $1000 so. first of all, follow your dreams, second of all, francis from malcolm in the middle is fucking gay

[archatlas]

Freiburg School Peter Zimmermann

Within the Museum für Neue Funst in Freiburg, artist Peter Zimmermann has radically transformed the gallery rooms into a monumental and immersive walk-in work. for ‘Freiburg School’, The museum’s floor becomes a canvas for colorful and glossy pools of resin that cover nearly 425 square meters, weaving through the rooms as abstract, fluid shapes. visitors are invited to participate and active the work by simply sitting, standing or walking through the vast and dreamy expanse. the spacial relationship between the epoxy floor piece and a new series of oil paintings — shown for the first time in this grouping — forms the centerpiece of the show in the artist’s hometown.

Images and text via

[theweirdwideweb]

[awwww-cute]

[big-nose-seal]

The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him

[mountainsbeyondmountains]

sometimes there’s nothing you can do but go to bed and try again tomorrow