[platypusinplaid]

job application: why are you passionate about working for our company? 

me:

[bigfatphallusy]

[kiskolee]

THIS.

[professorbutterscotch]

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

[purplespacecats]

I… fuck.

[casuallystudious-blog]

Yeah, basically.

[avoiding-catatonic-surrender-de]

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

[rosefire]

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[bubblemintt]

[great-neckpectations]

[the-girlfriendexperience]

YOU’RE A WALKING DILDO WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

[ouijawaydidhego]

@zeldasayer

[zeldasayer]

AND THATS THAT ON THAT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kermitreactions]

[atinypotion]

[falllingthroughspace]

[illinicoise]

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

[aviculor]

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

[gipsiidanger]

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

[quirkqueen-thesecretagent]

Emmett looking at Elle 

(Totally recommend Legally Blonde the Musical :)

[theoldtaylors]

#iconic

legally blonde the musical - christian borle as emmett forest

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[cilly-murphy]

MERLIN CHALLENGE Day 9: Saddest Scene (”The Diamond of the Day: Part Two” 5x13)

[comin-up-for-air]

M: Well, she’s my mother. I have got to look after her before anyone else. You undersand? A: I’d do exactly the same. Well, you’ve been terrible. Really, I mean it. The worst servant I’ve ever had.

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[loversdreamersandyou]