Small

you can call me mouseshmael

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[punkitt-is-here]

i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

does a stupid gay little dance that pisses everyone ralsei off

[punkitt-is-here]

[sockssquishiiii]

CAW CAW CAW

CAW CAW CAW

[tredlocity]

[tpwrtrmnky]

infighting

[tpwrtrmnky]

infighting, part 2

[tpwrtrmnky]

infighting 3: not an argument against green people

[tpwrtrmnky]

Infighting finale: Outfighting

[pwrshklightning]

Holy shit they turned that guy into a couch

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[swagophile]

You're so smilebait. I bet I could put a grin on your face, slut. Stop frowning at me. We BOTH know I can make you laugh. Yeah. That's right. Smile for me. Keep smiling for me you useless fucking smileslut. Fuck. I'm so close. Let me see your teeth, loser.

[mousidy]

um ew I'm not attracted to people based on their "genders" 🙄 I'm attracted to them based on their government sex assignments

[mousidy]

nothing gets me hot and bothered like a state enforced classification

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[catboybiologist]

What if the scarab doesn't want to go. What if the scarab wants to snuggle in bed. What if the scarab needs a rest day

[coyoteobsessed]

[vonkarn]

i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i c

[wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231]

oh yay we can both hang out with no issues! let me just look out this window for a second dang this is distracting

[vonkarn]

let me hold you gently so you don't fall! wow my paw is almost as big as you are..... my claws as big as one of your fingers....

[rillabel]

hey does anyone know what happened to her

[vonkarn]

i swear to you this is not what it looks like

[sailatina3]

[flippin-egg-because-noodles]

@funnier-when-objectum

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

[alemanriq]

Project mail harry but gib them cat

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on