Mamihlapinatapai

im super cool jk

[mqrk-blog]

hello old friends

i am deleting/not using this acct anymore

instead i have made a new tumblr that will document my time as a med student!!! exciting

follow me at iliopsoas.tumblr.com for fun times

[weloveshortvideos]

#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THE LAST ONE OMG

DEREK WATCH THIS

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[schauspielerin]

this is legendary

[the-leviathn]

@alrightanakin

[marisatomay]

I feel so alive

[garagepunk]

when ur the first in the squad to go to bed

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

[fyeahstrangeanimals]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[mackseptiplier-blog]

[twitteremblem]

[brutalgeneration]

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[jnly]

it’s the PIKASHUU

get it.

haha.

i’m so funny

anyways. I designed this for 3D design. yee. I shall now go color it in a billion different shades of yellow and shet.

[cygnusnokodomo-deactivated20180]

Please appreciate this Japanese shitpost

[readysetgaikokujin]

I’m gonna show this to Hubs

[steeple333]

explanation time:

“ni” = 2 in Japanese. so “ni”colas cage = 2 heads they replaced the “ni” with 1 and 3, making iccolas cage up top and sancolas cages on the bottom

i.e., its the japanese equivalent of that janear, jafar meme

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank u friend i would not have known how very important this post is without your kind translation

[dodonger]

http://ncase.me/door/#D%60u!rihu!%3D2

[citiesthatburn]

[surprisebitch]

now this is true friendship

[billiebob-rob]

tru love

[mqrk-blog]

Zodiac Stereotypes

Aries: IMA FUK YA SHIT UUUP

Taurus: Muuuunchiiin'

Gemini: hmm what face do I put on today?

Cancer: I'm a bad bitch *cries in a corner*

Leo: BOW 2 ME

Virgo: *analytical asf*

Libra: uh what

Scorpio: devil in disguise

Sagittarius: ADVENTURE TIME!

Capricorn: *cold hearted analytical bitch*

Aquarius: what was that?? was it aliens?

Pisces: cute little rotten angel

[justcutevines]

BORK

[cozyzodiacs-deactivated20160410]

// the air signs //

aquarius ♒︎  gemini ♊︎  libra ♎︎

[mqrk-blog]

...why isn’t aquarius water..