Nicholas Benedict

Literature enthusiast, seeker of truth

[inanotherunivrse]

In another universe, we grew up together as brothers. And we are happy.

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

@ldcurtain 💔

[anxietyproblem]

This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

[amannamedwinter]

OK thanks

[real-uwu-hours]

[memories]

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @ldcurtain is a good person and deserves many good things.

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

if I gave my brother a boop on his boop-o-meter, do you think he’d forgive me? 🥺

Yes

No

No, but a super boop should do it

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

Update: I super booped my brother. He gave me an evil boop back, but then apologized and said he forgave me and wanted to be brothers again. I was excited until I realized it was another April Fools joke 😔💔

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

Oh and Happy (late) Easter!

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

if I gave my brother a boop on his boop-o-meter, do you think he’d forgive me? 🥺

Yes

No

No, but a super boop should do it

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

[catchymemes]

[papayajuan2019]

your mistake is thinking healing will always feel good, and not often like molting while clung to dead tree bark

[rebbelsinchad]

Pruning always leads to more growth

[teaboot]

You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football

[teaboot]

Drop the vape u little turd I'm gonna take an active interest in your passions and buy u pants that fit. When was your last dentist appointment. U wanna go to summer camp

[thelastonewaspokenfor]

and then you didn't

[teaboot]

Did u want me to kidnap a child

[greelin]

[pleasantly] well i don’t particularly know if i came back wrong. Only time will tell!

[catchymemes]

[stonetowns]

oh to be called “dear” by mr benedict

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

@mvshortcut

Hello dear. 💕

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sobdeep]

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

I DID! Several times, but you refuse to listen to reason!

[spacetrashpile]

Do you know someone who shares your exact birthday? (Day, month, and year)

Yes, a twin

Yes, another family member

Yes, a friend

Yes, someone else (tell me in the tags)

Yes, a celebrity

No

Other/it’s complicated (elaborate in the tags)

Voting ended onDec 10, 2023

i was curious about how many people know people with their EXACT SAME birthday the other day (i certainly don’t) so i decided to make a poll have fun

[ldcurtain]

Unfortunately, yes.

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

#He’s a traitorous lying backstabbing villain whose name I REFUSE to say

prev tags really? 💔

[ccorinthian]

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

[tmbs-misinformation]

Did you know that Curtain's number one career choice was to be a star on Broadway?

It's true! He auditioned several times, but got rejected for being a tone deaf horrible singer, awkward dancer, and just an overall unpleasant person to work with.

In his frustration, he decided to go with his backup career plan, which was world domination via brainwashing everyone on earth to follow his every command without question.

Game show host was his other backup, and reality tv star was his safety.

The lesson is to always have a backup plan. What a nice moral!

!!

[ldcurtain]

ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY UNTRUE!

I am an extremely talented performer and could easily get any role I auditioned for. I CHOSE careers in education, scientific research, and mental health to benefit and improve the world. Calling it "world domination" is a fear-mongering lie promoted by those associated with my traitorous and misguided brother.

@nobodysdaydreams You will be reported for spreading misinformation.

[tmbs-misinformation]

this why ur brother abandoned u fr

[mr-nicholas-benedict]

What? No, Nathaniel that’s not true at all, I happen to think you’re a wonderful performer and completely support your Broadway dreams!