[bless-your-seoul]

When your friend gets you into a new fandom and it proceeds to consume your entire life

[writingdose]

I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.

the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[lezbianz]

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[thememedaddy]

[gunship-official]

Ironic how the person I have in mind studies chemistry

[regina-bithyniae]

[str-ngeloop]

new years resolution 2025: do something they can't control or understand

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[finnglas]

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

[insomniac-arrest]

average Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

[thememedaddy]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That is such an inspirational quote for such a dumbass thing to do

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

[saraneththebinder-deactivated20]

[scorpymiz]

This is legit great because it shows that it’s not the cat that’s the problem, it’s the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.

[totallycirclek]

he just wants to fly like the other familiarrsssssss 😭

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

I love him 🥹

[diorsznz-deactivated20230430]

[drunktuesdays]

i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[doctorwhogifs]

[catchymemes]

[chopstick-heartes]