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Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore LoganSpock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan finally caught up to the sonova bitch

mariacallous

mree63

My favorite art history teacher in college taught his classes to recognize and identify styles and eras in pieces we’d never seen before, not dates and titles of specific works. I learned more in the semester I had with him that in the two years after that put together. Being able to critically analyze any subject is far more important (and more interesting) that arbitrarily memorizing names, dates, and the like.

memewhore

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

peripetyy

Plotting, scheming, etc.

whatagrump

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

rhube

THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.

I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!

frustratedasatruar

That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.

nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

liberalsarecool

Poverty IS a policy choice. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

ryebreadgf

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

feenyxblue

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

birdsquirrel

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

rivendellrose

#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

digitaldiscipline

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

lynati

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

rederiswrites

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

rederiswrites

Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I'm...making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I think that's how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone's gotta make dinner.

lizardlicks

If you're wondering, there is plenty to be done about it, and plenty being done about it already, even if it's not happening instantly in a way you can perceive.

Yes. Let me break it down for you.

rederiswrites

Reblogging because this is an excellent article that both tells you about some of what's being done and breaks it down in a way that will help you understand and think about future action. Please read!

priest-of-light

I don't know how to get this idea out other than to just... Post it on every post talking about this, but.

The fact that Elon Musk is a private citizen who was not elected and does not run a legitimate department of the government, is, first and foremost, terrifying.

But more importantly, it gives us an opportunity we do not have with our elected officials.

We should be organizing campaigns targeting Tesla and SpaceX offices and manufacturing sites. We should be physically blockading them, we should frankly be barging into their offices the same way he's done to the government. We need to make Elon's companies so absolutely inefficient that he cannot justify focusing on other pursuits. He wants to create a war upon America? Then we should be taking the fight to him. We should be forcing his companies to hemorrhage money, and as a private citizen any potential charges would likely not be as serious as they would be if we were targeting a government official.

lorddoom01

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

creepymutelilbugger

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

proteinmom

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

aspergrl

GIRL

socialistexan

mcmansionhell

hark ye oakland county

Howdy folks! Today I've decided to return to a long-neglected place of terrible vibes, Oakland County, Michigan. The house on special is, one could say, fit for a king but like maybe one of those kings that sells used cars on tv in the wee hours of the night. Anyway:

This house, built during the ripe housing bubble era of 2002, will only cost the good sir a marginal $3.2 million. For such a pittance, one receives 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms, and around 5,000 square feet. Princely!

Now, you might be thinking that this house will be decked out in the cheesiest middle ages decor imaginable -- yes, Kate, surely you shall be showing us a cromulent McCastle specimen. Alas, nay, it is worse than that.

Here is my theory: the people who live in this house do not understand what houses are nor how one behaves in them. It's like Mark Zuckerberg trying to be human. Nothing, and I mean nothing in this house matches, coordinates, flows, or makes sense. It's subtle, yes, but when you start to notice it, it becomes infuriating.

yeah, you know what would look good in this mostly neutral room? a painting with a clown palette. good for the digestion.

Tbh I wish they stuck with the hokey castle thing instead of making a house that looks like a bank lobby.

There's a weird Dracula subtext going on here and it makes me uncomfortable.

I am trying to understand the thought process here. First: tray ceiling. ok. normal mcmansion stuff. Now we need the two narrowest windows WITH a big fanlight on top. OK SO instead of doing a tray ceiling in the middle of the room, what if we did like, a double soffit with recessed lights. Ok. BUT THEN WHAT ABOUT THE WINDOW?? Well we could move the window down two feet or replace it with a more normal window shape, you know one that makes a modicum of sense. However, for some reason that is unacceptable. Hence, moldus interruptus. And yet (and yet) we still want that tray ceiling look because this is 2002. So i guess?? nail on some moldings??? but they're brown because they have to match the doors instead of the white baseboards??????

???????????????

As a bonus, this room is the easiest for dressing up for Halloween.

You've got to give them credit where credit is due here. They had to find some kind of use for the McMansion foyer interzone despite the fact that it is a "room" with no walls that is clearly an oversized traffic area. It's like putting lounge chairs in the middle of an airport hallway.

Finally, the back side of this house which is marginally better than the castle stuff.

Anyway, thanks for joining me on this confounding journey. Bonus posts will be up tomorrow, and there's still time to catch me livestreaming terrible home design shows from the 90s on Thursday:

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mree63

Can we talk about how that crazy bathroom with the black tub is clearly IN THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE ON THE GROUND LEVEL????

benedictbridgertonn

“Oh come on, don’t start.”

willowcrowned

the nature of tumblr is that every so often a beloved mutual will reblog a horny picture of a middle aged man and you just have to grin and bear it

thatonemoonie

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

source

doubleca5t

this is about what I would expect from the author of Azumanga Daioh writing a Sailor Moon doujin

karinrebloggardjur

weird medieval guys on twitter

cheese24k

clowncare

Yeah, what y’all know about um, getting your kung fu nunchuck panda on in the parking lot of the local food lion? Get it, my man, he out here doing it. Yeah, that’s right. I’m 58, 63 years old, out here on the side of my pickup truck in the food lion, and I’ll whup a fool upside his head. I’m out here practicing, getting ready for Easter Sunday. Jesus gon’ rise up, I’mma whup the devil. Right out here in the parking lot. Pickup truck, radio playing. Sunglasses, ain’t no sun. It’s cloudy, overcast, but I’m out here with my gloves and my nunchucks. One man, one lord, one faith, one baptism, two nunchucks up in the air like Mary Lou Retton, pow! Behind the back. Bust your finger, that hurt, uh huh, yep, yep, shake it off homie, shake it off, shake it off. Yep, tore that finger UP. Yeaaaaaaah buddy, time to call it quits. Look like the devil won this round, folks. Gon’ have to get back in the car, get me a band aid, shake it off, shake it off.