I am the fanciest bi penguin out there

Name: Cris Jerez(No my name is not misspelled. Ther really is no H)                   Age: 15                                                                                                      Pronouns:He/Him                                                                                         Sexuality: Proudly Bisexual                                                                                  Likes: My girlfriend, Cuddles, Penguins, Turtles, All Animals In General         Dislikes: Idiots, people who don't listen to my warning and then get hurt and complain to me. I have no sympathy, rapists, pedophilia, bad shit in general. Just like no. Stop.                                                                                                               Love of my life is @creep_phobia go check her out. She's pretty great.                                                                                        Ummmmmm idk about anything else. Just like message me if you have any questions.                                                                                                                Oh yeah! Socials: Insta is TheMenstruationCrustacean Snap is mr.fancypenguin and my tumblr is like this one soooooo yeah there you go.                   ( yes the layout is purposefully like this. I don't know why but it makes it easier for my eyes to read and doesn't hurt and strain my eyes as much, I understand that this is not the case for others. To them I offer my sincerest apologies. That is all)

[incorrectgenerations]

Gen X: What do you look for in a relationship? For me, friendship.

Boomer: Love.

Millenial: Someone to spend long nights and early mornings with.

Gen Alpha: Idk man, I just want a fucking X-box.

Gen Z: Someone who’ll choke me then five minutes later make me poptarts and sing to me 🥰

Gen X, Boomer, Millenial: What the fuck???

Gen Alpha: Cheers bro I’ll drink to that.

[official-lucifers-child]

¿confías en mí?

[official-lucifers-child]

is there a spanish translation of “to yeet” or do i need to make the verb up myself

[mrfancypenguin]

To the best of my knowledge make it up. Broaden the horizons of our language

[official-lucifers-child]

yetir - to yeet

yeto - i yeet

yetes - you yeet

yete - he/she/they(singular)/you yeet

yetimos - we yeet

yeteís - you yeet

yeten - they yeet

o tal vez

yitar - to yeet

yito, yitas, yita, yitamos, yitaís, yitan

me gusta “yetir” más que “yitar”, ¿y tú?

[official-lucifers-child]

o puedo usar “ll” para el “y”

[official-lucifers-child]

lletir - to yeet

[mrfancypenguin]

Todavía me gusta más "yetir". pero esa es sólo mi opinión

[official-lucifers-child]

a mi también, para ser honesto

[mrfancypenguin]

Me encanta cómo estamos casualmente teniendo una conversación en español. sobre un verbo español completamente inventado y falso. que representa ““To yeet”

[official-lucifers-child]

¿confías en mí?

[official-lucifers-child]

is there a spanish translation of “to yeet” or do i need to make the verb up myself

[mrfancypenguin]

To the best of my knowledge make it up. Broaden the horizons of our language

[official-lucifers-child]

yetir - to yeet

yeto - i yeet

yetes - you yeet

yete - he/she/they(singular)/you yeet

yetimos - we yeet

yeteís - you yeet

yeten - they yeet

o tal vez

yitar - to yeet

yito, yitas, yita, yitamos, yitaís, yitan

me gusta “yetir” más que “yitar”, ¿y tú?

[official-lucifers-child]

o puedo usar “ll” para el “y”

[official-lucifers-child]

lletir - to yeet

[mrfancypenguin]

Todavía me gusta más "yetir". pero esa es sólo mi opinión

[official-lucifers-child]

¿confías en mí?

[official-lucifers-child]

is there a spanish translation of “to yeet” or do i need to make the verb up myself

[mrfancypenguin]

To the best of my knowledge make it up. Broaden the horizons of our language

[official-lucifers-child]

yetir - to yeet

yeto - i yeet

yetes - you yeet

yete - he/she/they(singular)/you yeet

yetimos - we yeet

yeteís - you yeet

yeten - they yeet

o tal vez

yitar - to yeet

yito, yitas, yita, yitamos, yitaís, yitan

me gusta “yetir” más que “yitar”, ¿y tú?

[mrfancypenguin]

Personalmente creo que tienes razón y debería ser un verbo IR. Me gusta mucho mejor. su muy agradable visualmente. y es más fácil de decirñ

[official-lucifers-child]

¿confías en mí?

[mrfancypenguin]

Confío mucho en ti. Pongo toda mi confianza en ti. Pero, ¿confías en mí?

[official-lucifers-child]

más o menos, sí. generalmente no tengo mucha confianza pero confío en ti

[mrfancypenguin]

eso significa mucho. me lo agradezco mucho. espero darle un buen uso a esta confianza y nunca decepcionarte.

[official-lucifers-child]

¿confías en mí?

[official-lucifers-child]

is there a spanish translation of “to yeet” or do i need to make the verb up myself

[mrfancypenguin]

To the best of my knowledge make it up. Broaden the horizons of our language

[official-lucifers-child]

¿confías en mí?

[mrfancypenguin]

Confío mucho en ti. Pongo toda mi confianza en ti. Pero, ¿confías en mí?

[crystalklk]

I love when people intentionally typo words to get across the instinctual reaction as something similar to a feeling?

Like “i want to Tuch”

“Tumby”

“Creeture”

“Flufy”

“Packige”

Idk i just. Feel it.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

resippy….

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

INGREDIENCE.

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Hamburker

[mrfancypenguin]

Florfy

[afloweroutofstone]

[mrfancypenguin]

Jesús Fuck

[theocseason4]

[omruc]

being straight must be so exhausting

[scottyottyotty]

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

You never seen a girl so sad and sorry as I was The boys in town are all my kin and my father is the pa If this continue I shall die a single miss So I'll go to mother and complain to her of this

Oh daughter, haven't I taught you to forgive and to forget Even if this all is true, still you needn't fret Your father may be father to all the boys in town, still He's not the one who sired you, so marry who you will

- from Johnny Be Fair by Buffy Sainte-Marie 

[davepetasprites]

[3x1x2x5]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

HAH LOVE IT

[mrfancypenguin]

Well

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

There is so much to unpack

[pissvortex]

america has like a handful of companies at this point and they’re all more powerful than the federal government

[pissvortex]

firebombing a microsoft server room would probably do more damage to the infrastructure of america than assassinating a government official

[mrfancypenguin]

Well yeah

But it would also cripple a bunch of innocent people who use Microsoft to simply get by. Such as artists, or college students, or high school students. Not to mention the world ramifications so please as someone who uses Microsoft to just like do half of the things I need to to actually pass highschool college and get a degree please do not firebomb their servers

[frderickchilton-deactivated2014]

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

[frenchtugboat]

ABORT MISSION

[junglejames4322-deactivated2015]

This is fucking scary

[culttquheeen-deactivated2018122]

I dont get it..

[popsicle-prince]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.

The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.

However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.

Consequ ntly, I  m sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details.

Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safet  of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY

Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!

This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.

[bronzetomatoes]

On this blog, we stan Lemony Snicket.

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

Gotta respect an author who doesn’t talk down to his readers

[mrfancypenguin]

God I love Lemony Snicket

[mrfancypenguin]

GUYS OP IS DEACTIVATED

GUYS GUYS GUYS

LETTER WARNS THAT OLAF IS THE NEIGHBOR 

OH SHIT OH FUCK GUYS

[therkalexander]

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry.

Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject?

And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in classicism and mythology disagree with OP?

Including the… epic hymn that first told this story? You know what’s in that original source material… right?

Abducted, yes. Demeter mourned? Definitely. Rape, no.

So here’s some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars and garters!!) included abducting the bride. With the father’s permission, which Hades got before he took her away.

Here’s a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to anyone who’s ever dabbled in things like explication and context)

Here’s a link to another book that talks about Persephone’s rise to power as a result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds.

Oh shit!!

Here’s a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the Underworld badassery!!

Holy pug tacos Batman!!

Here’s another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and liminal rites. WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking winter), which you know if you read a book.Way to go, OP!

All these fucking books!  What could anyone possibly do with them all?!?!?!?! Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?

A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades?

Maybe next time, you stringy piece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

[oftaggrivated-deactivated201910]

I don’t often reblog posts of people getting owned, but when I do…

[luxlustravi-blog]

man the ancient greeks didn’t dare to speak persephone’s name she was that powerful and venerated (they called her Kore, “the maiden”), hades didn’t get that honour

[bunjanecrocker]

Rebagel for those book links, I find the Persephone and Hades stuff on here fascinating and I want to research it more

[secondgenerationimmigrant]

Book links, owning and the sheer badassery that is Persephone.

reblog forever

[honorthegods]

Reblogging for the links until this misapprehension finally ceases.

See also: Seduction and Rape in Greek Myth and Predatory Goddesses, both by classicist Mary Lefkowicz.

EDIT: Finally put together a bibliography of scholarly works about Hades and Persephone with the help of @coloricioso to help refute these old, tired accusations: https://honorthegods.tumblr.com/post/174794576611/honorthegods-hades-and-persephone-side

[hashtagloveloses]

i would also like to add that discourse about Hades and Persephone is a BIG RED r*dfem T*RF flag. they LOVE to bring it up. (no idea if OP is, but just keep this in mind). they love to make uneducated takes about ancient greek stories in general. if you see a post about it, look at it on desktop and check if the blog is marked by the shinigami eyes extension. check in the notes if an ancient greek history scholar has provided additional context. thank u to the commenters for correcting this one.

[mrfancypenguin]

Oh thank god finally someone owned them. The pure Euphoria. Dad isn’t a bad guy. Neither is my stepmom. Thank fuck someone finally defended them I was two minutes away from biting out someone’s jugular.

[frderickchilton-deactivated2014]

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

[frenchtugboat]

ABORT MISSION

[junglejames4322-deactivated2015]

This is fucking scary

[culttquheeen-deactivated2018122]

I dont get it..

[popsicle-prince]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.

The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.

However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.

Consequ ntly, I  m sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details.

Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safet  of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY

Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!

This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.

[bronzetomatoes]

On this blog, we stan Lemony Snicket.

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

Gotta respect an author who doesn’t talk down to his readers

[mrfancypenguin]

God I love Lemony Snicket

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Sherlock” is more often used to insult someone’s deductive reasoning than to compliment it.

[mrfancypenguin]

No, The phrase “No shit Sherlock” is used sarcastically as an insult yes. However the actual word Sherlock is rarely ever used as an insult or a compliment 

[kaijuno]

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

[kawaiipotatuh-deactivated202106]

it got an update!!

[pluralspidergwens]

i’ve been squealing with joy at this for a solid fifteen minutes y'all 😭❤️

[froginakettle]

I saw the original and I’m so pleased to see the update!

[that-one-enby-possum]

Y’all I’m cryin