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derinthescarletpescatarian

I did a round of teaching experience at a private Catholic boys' school and the boys would have a game where during morning prayer, when they were supposed to be silent, one of them would say 'penis' very quietly. The next boy had to say 'penis' louder than the previous one. And so forth. The game ended when somebody lost by getting heard by the teacher and given detention.

blemgoid

install ghoul synonyms

dizzydevious

omegaversereloaded

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at

damazcuz

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

maidthings

perhaps the mother loves the cuckoo chick. perhaps the cuckoo chick loves her mother. have you not considered this?

batmanisagatewaydrug

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

fagalnewbie

learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.

fagalnewbie

hello teenager. in front of you is a 2 ton chevy trailerblazer. you can either start driving, putting yourself and those around you in immediate danger, along with causing you great anxiety, or you can spend your life aaking your friends and family to chauffeur you around town because you cant go butt fuck no where without a car. if you choose to drive, you will have to spend your life paying mandatory microtransactions for a mode of transport you hate. if you dont, you will have to ride the almost nonexistent public transport system and/or put yourself in grave danger by riding a bicycle down a 45 mph stroad. if you complain to anyone in your life about learning to drive a car, you get acid poured onto you. good luck.

maxxie-or-smth

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

moethh

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

merlinmay

broke: grocky is bad bc Rocky’s cheating on Adrian

woke: Rocky decides not to out of respect for Adrian and as soon as they land Adrian’s like fuck you mean you turned down the hot alien you fucking idiot

k1tty-wh1te

thepleasuregoblin

fantasy RPG game where the different fantasy races have different gender selections. humans got your like 2-3 choices, dwarves just have the one (dwarf), got like bug people that makes you pick drone, worker, or soldier, elves pick from 14 colors, mushroom people just says “input a number between 1 and 27,000”