Mr Peanutbutter's Playhouse

BORN TO LURK WORLD IS A FUCK kill em all 1995 etc.

[medievalthymes]

dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-

[unrememberedskies]

I am no longer surprised at you having only six mutuals. I rather wonder now at your having any.

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

[mrpeanutbuttersplayhouse]

[unpretty]

oh shit you like warehouse 13? i loved that show so much but also i hate the ending. i cant remember specifically how it ended but i know they did some pete/myka bs even though it feels like they spent years saying that theyre only friends. have you ever seen eureka?

here i will give you the secret real ending that i only half remember

hg decided that myka wasn't interested because they mutually pined too hard so she panicked about her future and decided she was going to be Normal, she was going to be The Most Normal, she found the least objectionable and most normal heterosexual white man she could find and she settled into a suburb for a new life of normalcy that was so far away from the life she really wanted that she would never have to worry about the things she couldn't have

myka saw hg Being Normal and she panicked because she was going to be alone forever and now the only person she had left who really understood her was her bff so. guess i have to be with my bff or die alone???

pete will love anyone who'll let him and he was already platonic soulmates with myka so he was confused but okay, sure

not long after the show ends myka is going to have a breakdown because she keeps trying to make herself be in love with pete but it's really not working because he's just her bro and she's going to die alone

pete is like "why did you think this would work lmfao let's just be platonic soulmates, it's fine, we're fine"

later they will have an adventure and hg will get roped into it and she'll probably save myka and they'll kiss and she'll confess her feelings and leave her suburban boyfriend so they can have endless wonder

[ailichi-deactivated20230730]

obsessed with thomas nashe’s desciption of what a young englishman could learn in italy (written in 1594): “the art of atheisme, the art of epicurising, the art of whoring, the art of poysoning, [and] the art of sodomitry” um sir … you sold it.

[pangur-and-grim]

[itslegendarykitty]

for anyone wondering, i am very sorry to report that this is NOT the actual scene and the real one was,,,, so much worse

[pangur-and-grim]

[dragonsir]

fucking VENOM GOT HIM???

[pangur-and-grim]

[byamylaurens]

“For example: A writer sets out to write science fiction but isn’t familiar with the genre, hasn’t read what’s been written. This is a fairly common situation, because science fiction is known to sell well but, as a subliterary genre, is not supposed to be worth study—what’s to learn? It doesn’t occur to the novice that a genre is a genre because it has a field and focus of its own; its appropriate and particular tools, rules, and techniques for handling the material; its traditions; and its experienced, appreciative readers—that it is, in fact, a literature. Ignoring all this, our novice is just about to reinvent the wheel, the space ship, the space alien, and the mad scientist, with cries of innocent wonder. The cries will not be echoed by the readers. Readers familiar with that genre have met the space ship, the alien, and the mad scientist before. They know more about them than the writer does. In the same way, critics who set out to talk about a fantasy novel without having read any fantasy since they were eight, and in ignorance of the history and extensive theory of fantasy literature, will make fools of themselves because they don’t know how to read the book. They have no contextual information to tell them what its tradition is, where it’s coming from, what it’s trying to do, what it does. This was liberally proved when the first Harry Potter book came out and a lot of literary reviewers ran around shrieking about the incredible originality of the book. This originality was an artifact of the reviewers’ blank ignorance of its genres (children’s fantasy and the British boarding-school story), plus the fact that they hadn’t read a fantasy since they were eight. It was pitiful. It was like watching some TV gourmet chef eat a piece of buttered toast and squeal, ‘But this is delicious! Unheard of! Where has it been all my life?’”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, Genre: A Word Only a Frenchman Could Love (via queenofattolia)

[exigencelost]

I’m just saying that my queer studies professor talks about Michel Foucault’s sex life with a certainty and sincerity that baffles me. Like I can’t imagine speaking about someone else’s sex life and its impact on their work with that kind of conviction unless I, personally, had fucked them while they were in the midst of writing The Birth of the Prison

[exigencelost]

i guess what i’m saying is i’ve been wondering whether my queer studies professor ran into michel foucault once in some club in the Folsom district in 1982 and this thought has been giving me anxiety

[exigencelost]

I want to be clear that this prof was writing Michel Foucault’s name on the board and they turned and faced the class and said in absolute seriousness, “A lot of the principle ideas in Foucault’s theory of power came out his experience bottoming in the Folsom District.” And then continued the lecture like that was a regular thing to say. Ardel how do you know that. Ardel this is a film class what the hell.

This wasn’t a one-off they brought this up multiple times thru the semester.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my brother rescued a python that was bred irresponsibly for some special morph type, so she’s got some health problems, and my brother said “she’s got some issues. She definitely shouldn’t exist, but now that she does she deserves to have a good life. I’ll just never let her reproduce.”

And somehow I knew in that moment that at some point in my life God said the same exact thing about me

[depsidase]

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[consultingwives]

Some of the best lines from Artemis Fowl reviews. 10% on rotten tomatoes and getting lower baybee

[lesserknownwaifus]

“Babylon, the Mother of Harlots” from the 1974 Spire Christian Comics adaptation of Hal Lindsey’s evangelical book The Late, Great Planet Earth (in which he projects that the Rapture will occur in the 1980s).Art by Al Hartley.

[sweetanyways]

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

[malwizard]

ah! regular academia

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

actually the best part of the lotr cast commentary is getting to hear about sir ian mckellen’s gay agenda

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

i phrased this as a joke because it is pretty funny but its also worth reading what he said:

IAN: When I suggested to Sean that he took Elijah’s hand it was because I thought anyone who knew the book would care about the deep friendship, often of an innocently physical nature, and that might’ve been missed by two resolutely heterosexual actors who mightn’t appreciate that gay people like myself saw in a touch something perhaps more meaningful than others might. So to persuade him to touch Elijah, I’d say, “Well look, it’s in the book.”

[Sean & Elijah in a separate recording] SEAN: Ian brought the book to me right before we shot it and he said, “Now look here, it says that Sam runs over and grabs Frodo’s hand,” he said. “The fans of the book are going to want to see that.” I sort of—I believed it, and I got a fan letter the other day that a neighbor friend handed to me, and it said how much it meant to her that Sam holds Frodo’s hand at that moment because it was something that she—it was one of the most important moments to her in the book. ELIJAH: Oh, that’s fantastic. It’s those subtle little nuances, man. SEAN: So thank you Ian. ELIJAH: That’s unbelievable.

[newtlesbian]

oh to be a gay movie scientist and roll up the sleeves of my bloodstained white buttonup

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[dragkingandreweldritch]

[toboldlyknit]

I never went through a twilight phase and boy this post makes me glad of that