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*reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul is at peace
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Stucky Fanficiton Quotes (Set in canon universe)
In collaboration with @incorrectstevebucky, we decided on the best fanfic quotes for this gifset :D
Links to all of the fics under the cut!
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The storytelling talent in this fandom is simply breathtaking. 💙
Story time
Executive Suite, part II
Title: Executive Suite
Pairing: Bucky x reader
Word count: 8k (holy fuck)
Rating: M, do not interact if you’re under 18
Warnings: Smut (semi-public sex, unprotexted sex, toys, a short bit of being tied up, edging, overstimulation, bath tub sex, soft smut to melt you), consensual workplace relations (now with extra added business trips!)
Wow. Guys. Thank you so much for your response on part one. Endless thanks to my darling Brooke for letting me write this for her, and for screaming with me and dying a little on the way because UNF. Happy Filthy Holidays, ya’ll.
Read part I here
“James…”
Her voice is low, and try as she might, she can’t quite keep a whine out of it. Their flight out is an overnight one, and they’re cosied up in their first class seats, almost hidden from the other passengers behind a privacy screen and the soft blankets courtesy of the exorbitant price the company has paid for their airfare. James just gives her a wicked grin, drags his fingers further up along her thighs and under her skirt.
“I’ve been waiting all day to do this, baby… Don’t tell me you haven’t been aching for it, too. I can feel it.”
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What the hell, girl?! This is so good! And the church... 😂😂
Executive Suite, part I
Title: Executive Suite
Pairing: Bucky x reader
Wordcount: ~5k
Rating: M, do not interact if you’re under 18
Warnings: Smut (office sex, orgasm denial, creative use of a tie, edging, overstimulation), consensual workplace relations
Originally written for my darling Brooke, and shared with her okay. Sometimes you just need to indulge in a fantasy about CEO!Bucky and lose yourself in the tantalizing idea of an R-rated office romance. Part 2 will be posted next week, if you want to be tagged, send me an ask or a message.
Read part 2 here
Damn, bear, it’s too early in the morning for this. And all I can see is my husband’s ties. 😁😇
ICONIC
I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.
Yeah.
Stucky Appreciation Month
Week 1: Favorite scene or quote
Steve calling Bucky “Buck”
I have found over 10 unfinished multi-chapter fics in my drafts folder. Last year I haven’t been on Tumblr or haven’t even typed as much as one word. I figure I’m going to finish some of these fics and then see what I’m doing with this account. For those that know me, they’re basically all Stucky and angsty.
In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.
Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.
“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”
“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”
That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen
I have a raging hard on for medieval/armor inspired fashion
Can I get a hell yeah for the arm armor
LIVING FOR THE ARM ARMOR
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Please, please, please .
Yes!!!! TELL ME, TELL ME!!!
If you feel like it… I mean… I would love to know if it isn’t too much trouble… Imma show myself out right now, I’m not good in social situations, even online ones.
Yes pleeease
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This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life
Wow. Blue looks so good on Seb. No wonder he always wears blue!
Tell me about it 💙
Blessing your dash with Seb in blue.
Amazing Nature Phenomenons
ᴋᴀᴡᴀʜ ɪᴊᴇɴ (ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴠᴏʟᴄᴀɴᴏ) ɪɴᴅᴏɴᴇsɪᴀ
ᴛᴜʀǫᴜᴏɪsᴇ ɪᴄᴇ: ʟᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴀɪᴋᴀʟ-ʀᴜssɪᴀ
sᴜᴘᴇʀᴄᴇʟʟ sᴛᴏʀᴍ
ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ғʟᴀsʜ sᴜɴsᴇᴛ
sɴᴏᴡ ᴄʜɪᴍɴᴇʏ: ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴇʀʙᴜs-ᴀɴᴛᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴀ
sᴋʏ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜ
sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ ɪᴄᴇʙᴇʀɢs:ᴀɴᴛᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴀ
ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴘɪʟʟᴀʀs
sᴀʟᴀʀ ᴅᴇ ᴜʏᴜɴɪ (ʀᴇғʟᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴛ) ʙᴏʟɪᴠɪᴀ
ᴍᴀᴇʟsᴛʀᴏᴍ
ᴇʏᴇ ᴏғ sᴀʜᴀʀᴀ:ᴍᴀᴜʀɪᴛᴀɴɪᴀ
ғɪʀᴇ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ
ᴘᴏʀᴏʀᴏᴄᴀ (ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴡᴀᴠᴇ) ᴀᴍᴀᴢᴏɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ-ʙʀᴀᴢɪʟ
ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ ʙᴏʀᴇᴀʟɪs
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʜᴏʟᴇ:ʙᴇʟɪᴢᴇ
ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ ᴇᴜᴄᴀʟʏᴘᴛᴜs ᴛʀᴇᴇs
sᴛᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ:ᴍᴀᴅᴀɢᴀsᴄᴀʀ
ᴄᴀᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍʙᴏ ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ (ɴᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ sᴛᴏʀᴍ) ᴠᴇɴᴇᴢᴜᴇʟᴀ
ᴍᴀᴍᴍᴀᴛᴜs ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs
ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ
ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴄʀᴏᴘ ᴄɪʀᴄʟᴇs
ʙɪᴏʟᴜᴍɪɴᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀᴠᴇs
ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ɢʟᴏʀʏ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs
ᴠᴏʟᴄᴀɴɪᴄ ʟɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ
ɴᴀᴄʀᴇᴏᴜs ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs
ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴs:ᴄʜɪɴᴀ
ʟᴇɴᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ
The sex paint taste test
Summary: The moral of the story? Penis shaped items are weird and chocolate is always delicious. Also, come on Steve, warn a girl next time.
Star Spangled Bingo Square: “Avengers Assemble”
Cutthroat Challenge Prompt: Valentine’s dinner with Steve Sabotage one: Steve has to paint Reader’s body (with body paint on her skin) Sabotage two: You can’t have a sentence longer than 10 words
Characters: Steve Rogers x Reader Words: 2,800 Warnings: Brief flashes of smut. Swearing. Penis shaped objects.
A/N: My first story for @star-spangled-bingo and my first time writing Steve as a main character! YIKES. Also this Cutthroat Challenge was hard! I’m not very comfortable writing Steve and 10 words or less in a sentence was tough. Thank you so much @sherrybaby14 for letting me grab a prompt!
Also, according to science, pineapple really does do that (giggles).
Want to find all my stories? Search #bitsmasterlist or try the link in my bio!
*****
Standing before the store, Steve pulls his hat low. Paces nervously for ten minutes. Rubs sweaty palms on his jeans. Finally striding forward, he grabs the front door and -
It swings open, spilling out a giggling group of women. Who are all carrying huge penis balloons.
Nope.
Steve pivots and hurries away.
Crossing the street, he holes up next to a tree. Digging out his phone, he debates.
“Fuck it,” he croaks and punches in the SOS. He waits 13 seconds before the text chain lights up.
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Bae! I loved this so much I do t even know where to start. From Bucky vetoes assembling, to the guys showing up anyway, the left and right past leather, butt plugs and tassels, the pineapple bit and the slow jazz playing at home. And I absolutely love fun and giggles in the bedroom! Poor Steve’s head though. 😂
(also, penisses are weird)
