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Some people: Cats don't love you or miss you My cats, every morning when I get up and open my bedroom door:

[Video ID: A short video of me opening my bedroom door to reveal a hallway. Two cats can be heard running down the hallway, then are seen skidding across the floor as they try to make the turn through the open door and fail to stop in time because of their momentum. They recover and jump onto the bed to get pets.]

no-chill-at-all

issagif

phoenixiancrystallist

Thank you, bc “well damn lady I Coke’t remote the clouds” didn’t make a lick of sense

cassiuslonginuss

i thought this was a moodboard

bakapandy

『War Paint』

A Kankuro Fancomic

only-tiktoks

swan2swan

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

sassaspazz

Not all men

You're right, Twilight/Loid Forger would never

#spy x family #twilight #loid forger

k4nin4-deactivated20150423

stimman3000

instagram.com/p/Bl-7EmXAyFi/

zanmor

watch this one dog become FOUR DOGS!

teratomarty

They done downsampled the dog.

tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm

actors au from ages ago i gave up on finishing but the other blue social media seemed to like these so im throwing them here too

pseudomantis

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

pseudomantis

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

1thousandminus7

White boy off the shits!!

parkchanwoohoo

It looks perfectly normal on Link because he's just like that

awesomesaurous

mime suffering

yep, it’s a bug’s life again. Poor Wes.

#don't starve #a bug's life #don't starve together #dst/abl #don't starve wurt #don't starve wormwood

trusty-frying-pans

I don't need it

#animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #spongebob #meme

guccixcucci

I can’t stop watching this omg 🥺💞💞💞

maculategiraffe

voiceover, quietly, in a New Zealand accent: When I was taking this little guy’s photos, I noticed that he was having difficulties getting into the poses and wasn’t feeling a hundred percent comfortable. So I scooped him up, un-swaddled him, and gave him a little back massage. Because I knew that he had had a little bit of a hard birth, little bit of a hard entry into the world, and quite often things like a C-section, forceps, or a tight birth canal can often result in a pulled muscle or a knot in their back, shoulders, or neck. And look at that, when I hit the spot, he lets me know, with [voice goes up an octave] a beautiful big SMI-YILE!!! Isn’t it gorgeous!! [normal voice] And he was totally comfortable after that.