Sometimes one thing, sometimes not.

this my main but its just spam

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

posts funnier with timestamps on

[yorgen-sh]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[keikomivra]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[chongoblog]

well first of all pa pu pi pe po so jot that down

[prokopetz]

Whenever I talk about what the Internet was like in the mid 1990s I invariably get a bunch of folks responding "yes, I too remember the 90s", then proceeding to describe the Internet circa 2005 – and like, it makes sense that this would happen, because relatively few people were actually online in the 1990s, but it's striking how many folks just straight up misremember the mid 2000s as "the 90s".

[prokopetz]

There's probably a line to be drawn between this phenomenon and the surprising number of people who think of Shrek as the quintessential 90s movie in spite of the fact that it came out in 2001.

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[maykitz]

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

[mozilla-firefucks]

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[prokopetz]

Look, I know somebody in this room is experiencing cosmic wonder. I can literally hear the tremolo strings accompanied by a solo guitar gently picking out an arrhythmic harmony.

[prokopetz]

I'm not asking for names, I'm just saying it would be swell if whoever's doing it would be kind enough to step outside before the sun bursts through the clouds and transfixes you in a single perfect shaft of light – some of us are photosensitive.

[pankendev]

merciless heatwave thank you so much McFlurry my balls fit right in

[pankendev]

there once was a man from Norwich where summer was being quite a bitch to let out some steam, dipped his nuts in ice cream but the oreo bits kind of itch

[batbetbitbotbut]

You have:

headache

Have you tried:

plain water

anything but plain water

sugar

caffeine

sleep

staying awake

social interaction

being on your own

paracetamol

lie down

sit up

gentle activity eg reading

nothing that involves your eyes

vigorous activity

rest

This might make it:

better

worse

no effect

Good luck!

[ispyspookymansion]

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason

[aflo]

there's a reason