biscuits and gravy

[didierleclair]

ART BLAKEY, JAZZ

[parkchanwoohoo]

[excitementshewrote]

[sacred-portal]

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

by beetlemoses

[yorgen-sh]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[petr1kov]

canon dialogue

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (May 8th, 2018)

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Non-standard healing crystals you can use to protect your aura.

[spacetwinks]

think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you

[bisexuel]

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[granch]

dr. crusher off the shits

[givemearmstopraywith]

yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]