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30s | she/her | not spoiler free | icon from poika_ on twitter

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

Fińàncial Harm

[tittyinfinity]

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[mrwind-upbird]

waking up to valko’s release being cancelled and further development being cancelled is absolutely insane like holy shit

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen something like this before…I’m trying to rack my brain

Kinda wish I was more in the loop with the discourse

[cruelfeline]

I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but it is.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is what 22 year olds on Tumblr are like

[eebie]

there are some apples that were conceived with hatred inside of them

[energyprison]

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

we got a plumber in to unfuck our fuckass apartment dishwasher and I HAVE to tell you guys that his phone ringtone is "Entrance of the Gladiators"

you know

this

[gallusrostromegalus]

You know? I have the theme song to "Death In Paradise" as my ringtone, but it checks a lot of the same boxes as this does:

- I'll hear it no matter where my phone was buried

- it's not going to be confused for anyone else's phone

- it's just silly enough to blunt some of the anxiety around phone calls

More people should have loud, slightly silly music as ringtones it works great.

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[idalenn]

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

[warriorprincesstramp]

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

[eraserheadadult]

no matter how much time passes "we poppin the biggest bottles when makorra drops tomorrow" is still the number one funniest thing that's ever been posted on tumblr dot com

[tsunderrated]

Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

please watch widows bay