meow :3 *stabs you*

transbian | she/it

[ms-pizza]

Damn barbie you go girl

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[virtualgirladvance]

[jame7t]

my girlfriend is soft and cute & then she uses her teethful fangs on me. so basically I’ve got everything I want…now I have to figure out new life goals. $75 maybe? Life goal 75 dodars ❓

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

[parlaypeach]

What

[parlaypeach]

Reblog for goldan brokle chhadar cheess soup

[parlaypeach]

WINTERTIME!!!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[phlegmie]

trans girl with totally normal self esteem: I appreciate you asking if I'm okay and giving me a band-aid after I tripped and scraped my knee, however I am almost certain that me falling was some calculated subconscious rouse to manipulate you into caring about me, therefore in order to protect from being further exposed to my secret evil nature I must insist we never speak again

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[ewoly5]

it's a whole different world out there.

i reblog an authentic 7 note post from a mutual on my wild dashboard, and later see the same post screenshotted on Reddit with 3k upvotes

they love us so much but stay the hell away. come on, we don't bite

[ewoly5]

ok some of us may bite

[prettyeaves]

instagram ads: win a trip to see Chappell Roan at lollapalooza brasil

tumblr ads: uncover the meaning behind ‘kidney stars’

everywhere else: merge mansion toxic yuri

[subspaceskater]

full body comm for @youkaitwig !

[yellow-cat]

one can only wonder what the hell i meant by this

[yellow-cat]

thats beautiful. what happens next?

[butch-sylveon]

over millions of years sediment grows stronger and becomes a rock bigger and stronger than pebble ever was and also she changes her name to Limestone

[yellow-cat]

[robyn-goodfellowe]

deltarune is really funny when u remember they’ve known each other for like 3 days max

[megan3kk0]

[angelofdykeness]

none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture

[bananasheriff]

No, I don't think I will