I am unhappy

I'm the bad guy.

[important-cat-pics]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[draconym]

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

[sirfrogsworth]

Ummmm...

Sooooo...

I think Amaury Guichon is the world's most talented chocolate sculptor.

And almost everything he creates is a stunning work of art.

And while this is technically impressive...

This cursed-ass lion needs to go into the blender.

[ospreyonthemoon]

He's not, actually. ALL OF HIS ANIMALS are anatomically fucked up. He doesn't do a lick of research for ANY of them.

If he wanted to be good, he would look at a fucking reference. He can't even make a FROG correctly. Every animal he makes is just an utter mess.

He's not that good, guys.

[gingertomcat]

Counterpoint: this lion is reminding me of that post about how you can tell someone is a furry artist (look at the paws and the hind legs, they look too human)

(poorly drawn) conclusion: Amaury Guichon is a furry

[thedeafprophet]

....environmental storytelling

[knitmeapony]

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

[wreckitremy]

[salt-mommy]

this is a post about gender

[weirdcatlive]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[terraswallows]

I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[tparadox]

This video plays like an insane Spirit Week prompt PR something but I'm remembering a school a year or two ago where the students agreed among themselves to do obnoxious things like this because the school said they couldn't use rolling backpacks or something.

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

[orion-archives]

"I want to be a dragon."

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mintypineapple]

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[lost-and-enbious]