The Three-Farthing Stone

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” J.R.R. Tolkien

[arkham]

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

[theweirdwideweb]

[thatnordicguy]

anchorage lol

repeat urgent request more diphtheria antitoxin lol

nome in grave danger lol

please help lol

[msbq]

Lingering

If chance were cruel,And took you insteadTo whatever lay beyondBefore it had taken me,I should think it wouldDestroy me for good. An earth without youWould be barren of joy,A place where even theSimple charms of foodAnd fellowship fell short.The words required toSpeak to fill the silenceYou would leave hereWould be elusive andInsufficient at best. So, consign me notTo a life of…

[prokopetz]

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

[prokopetz]

You think I'm just memeing here, but the Costco parking lot is in fact the perfect place to meet people who feel strongly that the only way to prove their manhood is to attempt to do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift moves with a shopping cart containing two hundred kilos of Diet Coke.

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

[wecanthavethat]

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

[msbq]

I know a fairy circle when I see one.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[figuring-421]

🚨

HEADS UP: The U.S. Postal Service quietly changed how postmarks work.

Mail is no longer automatically postmarked with the date you drop it off. Instead, the postmark now reflects the date it’s first processed by an automated sorting facility — which can be days later.

If you mail something right at a deadline, the official postmark could be later than your drop-off date and may be considered late.

If mailing date matters to you, go inside the post office and request a hand-stamped postmark.

USPS postmark shake-up could cost you big — property tax payers warned of surprise late fees

A new USPS postmark rule may cause property tax payments to look late even when people mail them on time. The change can create surprise lat

This will invalidate votes too

[burntundertones]

[mexicanheaux]

All offense when will donald trump die

[douche-canoe-regatta]

I say we gotta start haunting this awful little man. get out your ghost and demon costumes. dress like his dead wife after she clawed her way out of the grave. follow him wherever he goes and pay overt and unsettling attention to no one but him. convince his addled, rotten mind he’s already in hell.

we can do it! be the change you want to see in the world!!

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[enthusispastic]

[plainclothes2025]

bork is on sale

[theamiableanachronism]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[ringneckedpheasant]

I am always saying this during museum visits

[twinklecupcake]

Suddenly thinking of 1989’s The Little Mermaid and you know what, give Eric some props here because he had the weirdest fucking hour of his life—

Wakes up from hypnosis where he was about to marry a woman he’s never seen before with his mystery girl’s voice, the instant he wakes up then the cute girl he’s actually fallen in love with now has that voice. Then she drops to the floor and has a fish tail, and then the first girl is suddenly cackling “too late!” and bursting out of her skin. So it turns out she’s actually an octopus woman who drags herself over to the real mystery girl - who’s a mermaid?! They’re real?! - and taking her back into the ocean. And Eric has no idea what’s going on here but okay, one of these women is clearly evil and he needs to go after his mystery girl.

And all of this happens/he realizes what he has to do within like, a single minute.

Prior to this he was just living out a sweet romance after having a Meet Cute with a shipwrecked girl, but okay, guess he’s involved in whatever the fuck this is. Acting first, questioning later.

And this is all before the kaiju attacks.