The Three-Farthing Stone

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” J.R.R. Tolkien

[arkham]

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[enthusispastic]

[plainclothes2025]

bork is on sale

[theamiableanachronism]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[ringneckedpheasant]

I am always saying this during museum visits

[twinklecupcake]

Suddenly thinking of 1989’s The Little Mermaid and you know what, give Eric some props here because he had the weirdest fucking hour of his life—

Wakes up from hypnosis where he was about to marry a woman he’s never seen before with his mystery girl’s voice, the instant he wakes up then the cute girl he’s actually fallen in love with now has that voice. Then she drops to the floor and has a fish tail, and then the first girl is suddenly cackling “too late!” and bursting out of her skin. So it turns out she’s actually an octopus woman who drags herself over to the real mystery girl - who’s a mermaid?! They’re real?! - and taking her back into the ocean. And Eric has no idea what’s going on here but okay, one of these women is clearly evil and he needs to go after his mystery girl.

And all of this happens/he realizes what he has to do within like, a single minute.

Prior to this he was just living out a sweet romance after having a Meet Cute with a shipwrecked girl, but okay, guess he’s involved in whatever the fuck this is. Acting first, questioning later.

And this is all before the kaiju attacks.

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[ofgeography]

when will we be free of the tyranny of bars calling themselves a "speakeasy" when what they mean is "lounge with low lighting"

[enigma-absolute]

(Via @mariposasmonarch)

[genderhugger]

how do i break the news

[andewitt]

sleeping!

[ariamisu]

we were ponyta specifically

[ojaiyart]

so many starters now

[kaienmaart]

who let the dog drive the boat

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[cloevr]

i hope you witness 1000 breasts

[scoobygangs]