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Kelly|27|Canadian living in Aus 🇨🇦 🇦🇺 Some gender, some sexual orientation. I’ll let you know if I ever care to figure it out.

[mspurplepanda57]

You know, a Straight™️ man ghosting me the day before pride month might be the universe’s way of telling me to have the gayest June possible

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

most 2006 event to happen in music

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[goth-queen]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[catchymemes]

[mabeltanaka]

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya rozanov

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[mspurplepanda57]

I may have a sore throat and a runny nose, but damn it if I’m not happy that I’m not in high school today

[enki2]

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[streetlight-spam]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[streetlight-spam]

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

[streetlight-spam]

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

[streetlight-spam]

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

[streetlight-spam]

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

[batrachised]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[thundergrace]

The only way to talk to these people.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[t4t-fwb-meronia]

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now