Wall of Kelp

Hey, I'm Kelp!! I'm an aspiring Magic designer from Missouri.

[markrosewater]

"The two combinations that can “destroy target permanent” are White/Black and Black/Green." Except that all colors have access to it now with Universal Solvent, albeit at a very high cost

Artifacts, being able to do things, doesn’t actually effect what’s in each color’s color pie. We’re just careful not to undermine it with costing.

[mtgkelp-blog]

We’ve had Lux Cannon, Spine of Ish Sah, and Unstable Obelisk for a while too. All are colorless artifacts, all have “destroy target permanent.”

Artifacts are international waters.

[anowon]

The tumblr mtg community ruined the game lol. I miss the days before everything had to be diverse and pandering. Rip

why dont you make a youtube rant about it

[chandra-nalaar]

if you’re mad about jenny ruining mtg wait until u hear about what shes apparently doing to all of mankind

[mtgkelp-blog]

“Before everything had to be diverse.”

*Side-eyes Arabian Nights* Yeah, the brand-new concept of not having exclusively white people in Magic.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Poison type Pokemon?

- my favorite pokemon of that type

Mareanie

- my second favorite pokemon of that type

Haunter

- the cutest pokemon of that type

Mareanie

- least favorite pokemon of that type

Qwilfish I guess?

[mtgkelp-blog]

Qwilfish is a beautiful gem and must be treasured.

[randal-mcmandal]

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

[kalgalen]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

[mortalengine95]

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

[picklerocket]

Poison breath!! Yes!!

[hardgarbage]

y'all I got Demon Lord Physiology and let me tell you I could not be more happy

[mtgkelp-blog]

Card Generation.

Brb, generating a Vintage deck.

[markrosewater]

Hey Maro! I liked your color pie conflict article. I would, however, contend that Red vs. White should be represented as Chaos vs. Order (or anarchism for Chaos). The way it was now put forward seemed more like a rehash of the beef white has with black.

Chaos vs. Order is White’s take on the conflict.

[mtgkelp-blog]

Red would call it “Fun vs. Stuffy-No-Enjoyment-Fun-Sucking-Legislation-Vampires”

[musashi]

[even-reo-speedwagon]

wendycorduroy:

pokeani fans: man dub watchers are really missing out with xy, the sub has such good music and voice acting

me on the outside: yeah definitely…. music… voice acting… definitely the biggest thing they’re missing out on….

me inside: CHA CHA CHA

[mtgkelp-blog]

0:29

Don’t cha to me or my cha ever again

[flavoracle]

Commander 2016 Rap Battle

Atraxa, Praetors’ Voice

When all seemed lost Everything seemed broken Every Mirran screamed Phyrexia was awoken 

Fighting for this plane Outnumbered, in pain Retreating in vain 

My tears marked my final defeat Yet now I see with eyes compleat 

Praetors preserved me All except Urabrask In their image, rebuilt me New in body and task 

My plea to you all Is embrace unity Rebellion just makes you weak Reject such futility On the road to perfection Don’t you see you belong In the service of Praetors Now come and be strong 

[mtgkelp-blog]

So you just got back from Innistrad, playing with Delirium I like graveyards too, along with zombies and Etherium Now I like Kaladesh but that exhibition was a cop-out Who thought that the judge was just another Seeker drop-out? The Gatewatch is taking care of him and ain’t that nice? Little did they know that I beat that dude down twice Those planeswalkers are nothing, I’m the new commander Silas Renn You think Ajani’s cool? I’ll put him back into a lion’s den

I was gone from the story but now I’m back on good behavior I got your back on Skullclamp, Thopter Foundry, and Mindslaver You show me Time Sieve I’ll show you an infinite loop Don’t get mad at me when you’re kicked out of your Commander group And I’ve got so many friends they call me the Esper Charmer I have a team so huge they just had to give me partner So I’ve got you on Esper, Sultai, and Grixis Bail out your Ichor Wellspring like a bankrupt business

So if you’re looking for an artifact commander forget the Silver Golem, Give me a playgroup and some milling, I’ll teach you to control ‘em

[mtgkelp-blog]

I just read Kenya as Kanaya and I’m honestly so ashamed.

[wizardsmagic]

Who is your favorite planeswalker and why?

[mtgkelp-blog]

Tibalt, hands down. He picks fights, causes chaos, has a cool backstory, and his character design is really neat.

[markrosewater]

How come magic dosnt do commercials on television. Set trailers seem perfect as is just get them on air. I've seen other cards like pokemon and yugioh but never magic. I feel like the player base could explode if people had more exposer to it on tv

TV commercials cost a lot of money.

[mtgkelp-blog]

They actually used to have a commercial run on TV. I was watching an old wrestling tape a year or two ago and there it was. I dunno how well it worked out for ‘em, though.

[wizardsmagic]

The MTG Community Team is Hiring!

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We’re hiring (and by we I actually mean we! The Community Managers! The people who run this blog!) and would love to have you join our team!

You can check out the job listing for Associate Community Manager here!

We’ll be taking questions on the position for the next hour or so! What would you like to know about the job?

[mtgkelp-blog]

Ah, man, I’m only in my first year for Technical Communication. This is totally up my alley.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Okay so I have a question about the Sword of Light and Shadow Masterpiece

HOW DO YOU HOLD IT?

[flavoracle]

I can never unsee this

[mtgkelp-blog]

Humans probably can’t use it. Even wielding it with two hands would be awkward. Unless someone had some additional digits...

I guess they didn’t want goofy humans wielding something that dangerous.

[chandra-nalaar]

[mtgkelp-blog]

I, too, want Zuberi, Golden Feather to make a dramatic return.

[zombieella]

WHO BLOWS UP EVERYONE’S LANDS ON TURN 3

GOD DAMMIT

[emoplaneswalker-deactivated2016]

I’m so sorry!

[atlas-sinner]

Redirect or Swerve = amazing

Edit : Oh EVERYONE’S??? Yes, so sorry for your loss ;u;

[tibalt-the-fineblooded]

I blow up my own lands sometimes. It doesn’t benefit me, it just confuses my opponents

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

[stifles own fetch land to send a message]

[mtgkelp-blog]

I read the first line to the tune of the Spongebob theme song.

[tlatotem]

So when are we going to draw The Gatewatch crewing a vehicle, like “Get in losers, we’re going to the fair!”

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

And Jace is sad, because he doesn’t actually contribute.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Technically jace can crew a vehicle, but he can’t help drive it. He’s That Guy

[mtgkelp-blog]

Jace confirmed for backseat driver.

[mtgkelp-blog]

Huh. Kinda just realized Eldrazi can emerge from vehicles. Nice little interaction.

[markrosewater]

With regeneration going away, have we seen the last of trolls? :(

Nope.

[mtgkelp-blog]

I think if anything it just means we get better trolls, with temporary indestructible abilities. Indestructitrolls.