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A Throwing Shade Quote Compendium

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Think outside the Bible.

Erin Gibson

Throwing Shade: Episode 262

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Don't ever kiss anyone's ass. Unless you're in an erotic situation in Oahu.

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 261

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You see why I'm like this. My dad offered to buy me tits!

Erin Gibson

Throwing Shade: Episode 8

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I don’t do labels. I don’t label people, I don’t label my Chapstick, I don’t label my butt stick.

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 117

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Being hatecrimed anywhere, cheese aisle or not, is horrible. And that is a direct quote.

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 254

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If you can't drill the oil, you must acquit!

Erin Gibson

Throwing Shade: Episode 255

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Lifetime Intimate Portrait: BRING IT BACK!

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 228

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Infinite Jest is about me, because I neeever stop.

Erin Gibson

Throwing Shade: Episode 250

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Titanic 3D. Which is like a ship, in your face.

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 25

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All my succulents get leaved on!

Erin Gibson, on the perils of gardening

Throwing Shade: Episode 229

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I'm fine dying in a fire, but I will not die at the hands of a crazed skunk with a knife.

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 28

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If you want chicken and biscuits and some facts, you come to me.

Erin Gibson

Throwing Shade: Episode 215

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It would not be in my best interest as a trendsetter and a firestarter.

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 12

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Maybe Texas just got into a relationship, and that's why they're doing so many LIES."

Erin Gibson, on TRAP laws

Throwing Shade: Episode 241

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I know a boner in amber when I see one.

Erin Gibson, on this

Throwing Shade: Episode 221

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I’ll tell you who doesn’t do public nudity: hot people.

Bryan Safi

Throwing Shade: Episode 104

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Chickens don't make any noise. They're like proper ladies.

Erin Gibson

Throwing Shade: Episode 238