The Paladin

she/he || usa || dude im 28

[fleshdyk3]

genuinely in tears over this fucking video

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

this baby tawny frogmouth is hungry hungry hungry! hes taking it all!

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[billymayslesbian]

my friends trapped a stoned person in a hyperbeam and forced them to watch bad food prep videos

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[dogpuppy]

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[resetmyfeelings]

[40ouncesandamule]

this post had everything I could hope for

[jennydolfen]

Constable Earstripe. I’m currently reading the „Saint of Steel“ series by T. Kingfisher. It has romance, hilarity, absurdity, horror, and badgerfolk, a.k.a. gnoles!

I’m also working on a gouache brushset for Procreate, which this was made with. =)

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[tropacant]

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

[xxtc-96xx]

it's that time again, kids

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[s-u-w-i]

7. The moon was shining in a broad silver crescent. He held up the map and the white light shone through it. “What is this?” he said. “There are moonletters here, beside the plain runes which say ‘five feet high the door and three may walk abreast.’”

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast

[chilewithcarnage]

Actor Emanuele Vaccarini in Roman gladiator attire, 2019.

[things-that-are-not-true]

do NOT watch sex videos. it creates mustard gas