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Kilorn: what's up guys 😎

Kilorn: On today's episode of "How in hell is Kilorn Going to Piss of Mare" me and my best bro Cal are going to do something epic, would you like to tell them what we're doing Cal

Cal: We're going to ride some sharks and make them jump through flaming hoops

Kilorn: There's you have it folks. We're about to do something incredibly dumb and stupid. Stay tuned to see how mad Mare gets ;)

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evangeline samos: *exists as a fictional character*

me: im gay very very gay-

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Me: what?! I'd never marry a man that already has three wives

The man and his wives in question:

Me:

Me: so where do I sign up-

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How I hc the Red Queen characters sexualities, genders, and pronouns

Mare- She/her cisgender but probably bi or pan (I don't think straight woman look out other woman and take note to how beautiful or muscular they are every few minutes)

Cal- He/him cis, bi?? either straight or bi with a preference for woman

Kilorn- he/they transmasc, pansexual (and definitely had a crush on cal at some point prove me wrong)

Farley- they/she demifemme, probably bi

Maven- he/him transman, and bi

Evangeline- she/they cis lesbian

Gisa- they/she demifemme pan asexual

Cameron- she/her cis aroace (idc if her and kilorn were supposed to be together she's aroace)

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Sabtio is the biggest giyuu simp out there prove me wrong

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ok ok, acnh players here me out-

Cj: babe we need to have a talk about your little uh- collection

Flick: what collection?

Cj: I mean all of your bugs. you have too many of them

Flick: *gasps* How could you say such a thing. these are my trusty spirit guides and emotional support friends

Cj: I'm just saying you can't keep every bug you meet. I mean our house is littered with bugs and cages

Flick: First of all, you are no better with your fish and second of all I will never stop adopting my little friends

Cj: ok so if you had to choose between me, your loving and caring boyfriend and business partner or a few bugs you'd choo-

Flick: I'd choose my precious bugs over you in a heartbeat

Cj: wow

Cj: you didn't even hesitate

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Sabito: that's it I'm stabbing the next person that talks bad about my lover and no one can stop me

Giyuu, across the room: why am I so fucking worthless

Shinobu: *appears out of nowhere* I can help you with that if you want sabito

Sabito:

Sabito: ok look I could probably make an exception just this once-

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Percy: I really hate your dad sometimes

Thalia: me too.

Percy: so you hate Zeus sometimes?

Thalia: I meant your dad but that works too

[percysupremeacy]

why would thalia hate poseidon

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because he had percy probably

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Percy: I really hate your dad sometimes

Thalia: me too.

Percy: so you hate Zeus sometimes?

Thalia: I meant your dad but that works too

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Thalia: Do you have a crush on a-

Percy, panicking: Pfftt what no of course not what would make you say that I have crush on Annabeth who told you that

Thalia: -anyone

Percy:

Thalia: I was going to say do you have a crush on anyone. I wasn't going to say anything about Annabeth

Percy: ok look I swear it's not what it seems like-

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Annabeth: you know it always seems like I either hate myself or think I'm better than everyone else

Thalia: I think most half-bloods feel like that

Percy: ... so I guess you can call it a demigod complex then

Annabeth:

Thalia: I mean you're not wrong

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Grover: uhh so hypothetically speaking what would you do if I were to find a bunch of stray cats and let them stay in your cabin while you were gone

Grover: hypothetically of course

Percy: *hears a bunch of meows come from his cabin* What did you do

Grover: I think you know

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If you don't simp for Tengen Uzui and/or his wives I don't trust you

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Botw Link is a they/he/she nonbinary pansexual and botw Zelda is a she/they demigirl lesbian prove me wrong

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Link: I swear that I haven't came across a person that doesn't find me attractive

Link: I mean that random lady I met at an Inn once? Loves me and thinks I love her

Link: Princess Zelda? Loves me even though we haven't even spoken in 100 years

Link: Mipha and her little brother Sidon? Both like me for some reason

Link: the sarcastic and egotistic bird person I can't remember the name of? Obviously had a crush on me

Link: like seriously it's impossible to walk 2 steps without someone confessing their love for me

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Tanjiro: We can defeat Muzan because we have something he doesn't

Zenitsu: fear and crippling anxieties?

Tanjiro: uh no :/

Inosuke: lord inosuke and his flashy moves?

Tanjiro: also no

Kanao: Unbridled rage and sense of justice?

Tanjiro: close but no

Nezuko: hmph!

Tanjiro: I have no idea what you just said but no

Genya: then what do we have?

Tanjiro: 💖🌈The Power of friendship💖🌈 :D

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Genya: I'd like to be a bit more than "just friends" with you

Muichiro: So like, bestfriends

Genya: A bit more than that too

Muichiro: Mega bestfriends?

Muichiro: I've always wanted a mega bestfriend

Genya: