We're All Stories, In The End

Marvel. Star Wars. SPN. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Harry Potter. PJO. Good Omens. LotR. TUA. Bi.

[coldfadingdeath]

"father. I have a bomb."

[fdblaize]

if they were girls their periods would be in sync

[hammersanvil]

Y'all are serving cunt?? Baelor fucking died and you're serving cunt in matching outfits??

[fujoasis]

AssMaster1390 is braver than the marines

[praypanic]

"you're behind a barrier, dickhead" ↳ Liam Gallagher at Knebworth, 1996

[tiredmarketeer]

Dream (writing his will, packing weapons, atleast 5 swords and his Chanel boots for the upcoming fight): Prepare for WAR, Lucifer. I HAVE COME TO FREE NADA

Lucifer: Do you-

Lucifer: Do you want my job

[sobadbad]

Morpheus & Matthew THE SANDMAN [2022-2025]

[cloudyysworld]

Love LOVE the scene where Nada dumped Dream's ass and he immediately flooded his realm and stood dramatically in the rain bare chest with a slutty shirt. Read a fic where Matthew worry that Dream will nuke the entire realm if anything happens to Hob and it's more funnier now

[dreamaturgy]

TOM STURRIDGE AS BORED CHILD MORPHEUS / DREAM OF THE ENDLESS VIVIENNE ACHEAMPONG AS TIRED MOM LUCIENNE

[o-nuallain]

same energy

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

[snoopyhalfreturn]

can’t believe it’s actually out finally

[eyelessfaces]

[robinhuntr]

[multifandomsky]

friends is it sin to listen to sabrina carpenter breeding kink song while reading about 60 year old catholic virgins getting it on

[winter-wise]

Lomeli's internal monologue every time Benítez or Sister Agnes do something stern or say something that demonstrates that they both have spines of steel is very funny, actually. Nothing more catholic than a deeply celibate man who also clearly wants to get bisexually stepped on.

[thaern]

My boyfriend and I saw you from the table and we hate your vibe, may God have mercy on your soul