you're my pride and joy, etc.

too much.

[mumblrmumblrmumblr-blog]

recent google searches

am i permanently ruining my focus with too many tabs and sleep deprivation

[obviousplant]

I added some fake Black Friday deals to this store’s weekly in-store flyer

[heyhowiee]

the way Black Friday has gotten this seems legit

[bh-flint]

I lost it at “hot gifts for centaurs”.

[4mnesias]

[fridaphile]

“Jerry is a comic genius and one scary mother-effer. He can’t stop giggling during all the crime scenes. We have to re-shoot like twenty times before he settles down. My favorite line of Jerry’s was when he investigated the bludgeoning of a nun and cracked, ‘Hope this doesn’t become habit-forming.’” –Sam Waterston

[professorwithoutacause]

This man was a national treasure.

[beachdeath]

this is exactly what you think it is

[elysedc]

The ultimate dad joke compilation

[daytimeblogger]

what a country

[curliestofcrowns]

this always makes me laugh so damn hard

[stefon-rneyers]

I think we all know who the real trainwreck is here

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[nottron]

sarah help me

[weloveshortvideos]

“Clean with it, Mop with it”

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

[wordsnquotes]

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.

Kurt Vonnegut, Unready to Wear  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

[halfhardtorock]

Tom Hardy loves every dog. 

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

this is the best kind of photoset there can possibly be of a famous person

[pleatedjeans]

THIS IS  NOT MY CAT! (24 Pics)

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys

[theatrefetish]

Things girls look for in a boy: •Day Man •Fighter of the Night Man •Champion of the sun •Master of karate and friendship for everyone

[thentheysaidburnher]

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

[goodbyesocialconstructs]

read it again and again

[lierdumoa]

Understand that this applies even to non-sexual situations. Women are more likely to be asked for favors from coworkers. Regular “can you file this for me” / “can you cover my shift” / “can you finish up this paperwork” workplace favors. Men are less likely to return those favors. Women are more likely to be seen as “difficult to work with” if they refuse to do favors when requested. Being viewed as ungenerous has negative social and professional consequences.

So yes, even gay men benefit. All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt, not just physically, but also socially and professionally, for saying no to anything at all.

[lierdumoa]

Re: above; just in case it looks like I’m just pulling facts out of my ass, here are my sources:

http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2013/10/29/women-work-and-the-girl-scout-tax/

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/10/30/2858091/women-workers-favors/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/01/06/women_do_favors_more_than_men.html

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/men-are-less-likely-be-asked-favors-workplace-get-more-appreciation-helping

[lovequotesrus]

[allison1710]

You were named after the 2 bravest men I ever knew

Two Robocops