Arkham_lolita

I'm pretty much a walking goth loli doll asthetic

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[samdesantis]

a friendly reminder: don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

[squibbs]

and

definitely don’t date them.

[goudadog]

it’s 3:30 AM ur tired i’m tired but here’s 80s Lance hitting on reboot Keith and causing drama to unfold on the ship

[nightmaskart]

“I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream”

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

[fairyfields]

Straight boys be like

[kanyewesticle]

[wordonrd]

[hennessyandmelanin]

when ya moms been sayin that y’all bout to leave for two hours, and you’re tired of waitin. 

[pinkowls]

The accuracy in the caption is amazing

[evilrashida]

So Trump supporters are catfishing as black women to show how diverse the women who vote for him are. What a time to be alive.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Trump’s supports are SO DIVERSE that the only way to make it look like a black woman was voting for him was for a white man to pretend to be one

[happy-radio]

[banditobvnny-deactivated2024061]

Zombie HipHop!

[wistfulwatcher]

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[yachihitoka-deactivated20171123]

I want an episode about Coran and Lance getting stranded/going on a mission together:

Whatever can go wrong goes wrong they fuck up so bad the whole episode

Lance knocks over a priceless sculpture

Coran accidentally insults some aliens because he uses old slang

Lance flirts with a cute alien.  The alien flirts back.  Coran drags him away by the collar. 

“Coran let me go back!” “Not unless you want to end up handcuffed to another tree!”

Good job Coran because whoops the cute alien is a Bad Guy and he’s gonna get the blue lion from Lance and Coran if it kills him.

They’re cornered they’re in danger it looks bad Coran says “At least there are no flying whirsnups around!  We would be in real trouble!”

guess what shows up

During the battle Coran says “I know you can do it!” and Lance just turns to him broken looking and says “I can’t!  I’m not as good a pilot or fighter as Keith and I never will be! I can’t do it Coran!”

At some point Coran loses consciousness and Lance thinks he’s dead and loses his shit.

He’s super badass he destroys the enemy and rushes to Coran’s side and he’s freaking out and crying and Coran (who’s actually really hurt) smiles up at him and says “I knew you could do it”

I feel like an ep about Lance’s insecurities would be cool with Coran since Lance already opened up to him about the things that make him sad

Idk guys i jsut want an adventure with Lance and his space uncle

[koloss-part-2]

somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?

most people: *some comic book shit*

me:

[angelicguy]

me, during sex: whats wrong

her: nothing

me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell

[murdocs-mistress]

Women: Trans people have never attacked anyone in a restroom before - it's really not something we're worried about.

Republicans: It doesn't matter! We need to keep WOMEN SAFE from SEXUAL ASSAULT at ALL COSTS!

Women: We need to do something about the disturbing number of rapes on college campuses.

Republicans: Have you tried not dressing like a slut?

Republicans: [nominate Donald Trump]

[politicalmachine]

well uh not much to say here…..other than make sure you’re registered, you look for early voting opportunities in your state, and you exercise your right to vote

[majorsarcasm19]

Oh my God. Trump will literally set this country back a hundred years. Vote. Please, oh my God, vote.

[alexclimax]

We are finished as a society, I hope everyone realizes that.

[whitebeltwriter]

There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“

girls

boys

anyone

no one

friends

etc

So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.

Like:

“Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”

Or:

“He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well.”

[el-garbo]

you are the future