[terraswallows]

I’m not afraid to admit that girls with big biceps affect me the same way a laser pointer affects a cat.

[homunculus-argument]

If nothing else, at least you're not stuck at an airport, hauling around a pet carrier containing your bored and evil parrot, who has just figured out that the worst possible sound they could possibly be making right now is that of a crying baby.

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[str-ngeloop]

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

[smokedruid]

if there’s one thing about me it’s that i love trinkets. give me a rock? i’ll keep it forever. little charm? i’m wearing it every day

[meanbuddhist]

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

[bidoof]

Me and my funny MOBA girlfriend

Me: Honey, you have very cold hands.

My MOBA Girlfriend: GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pjackk]

R u a gay guy or straight girl. Respect either way

Im sick of all the games and i want to make it big

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[nifinof]

[reactionimagearchive]

[quinnactually]

the disappearance of the dwemer

[holespoles]

Japanese Old Match Label

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[fishandshesmygills]

dating apps are embarrassing crushes in real life are embarrassing the only option left is to elope with a tumblr mutual

[infectiouspiss]

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media

[swagophile]

Tumblr if it was MARIO:

ⓘ Potentially Bowser Content Hide We reviewed your post and decided it needed a Fire Flower.

( Request Super Mushroom )

(normal picture of a transgender toad)

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?