bok choying my way down town

i use buzzfeed quizzes to figure out my personality 

[isolatedcolony-deactivated20140]

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[antimony-ore]

[protectspock]

When Guillermo del Toro had a practical effect fish-man suit in The Shape of Water but used cgi to make the eyes look more real.... he had the right idea.

[protectspock]

Practical effects are the meal and cgi is the spice. Both important. One sustains me, fulfills me. The other adds flavor and depth. But serve me a plate of spices and nothing else and I will revolt.

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[beardedmrbean]

[just-some-normal-jessica-deacti]

this has the visual structure of a hello kitty traumacore post

[ad-wills]

[tangynectarine]

Me when i look back and think of all the lame guys i crushed heavy on and made bigger deals out of just because i was bored

[i-will-write]

[4x01]

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

[4x01]

look at her…

[4x01]

she gets stronger!

[4x01]

the full painting is finally complete!

[teaboot]

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

[theblogformerlyknownasgreychan]

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[damazcuz]

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

[la-laborista-republiko]

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[stuckinapril]

mentally i’m a slut physically i break into tears if someone hugs me for too long

[duckdotcom]

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

[duckdotcom]

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

[ruinedchildhood]