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Could you maybe do some prompts for two friends who are mutually pining but are both too shy to do anything about it? Love your prompts!!

I meant to post this days ago! Sorry for the delay!

One friend wants to ask the other to go do something with them but they are so nervous that a third friend has to casually propose the idea for them.

The two characters know each other’s schedules so they “coincidentally” bump into each other all the time but they always get shy and awkward when they do.

When on a group outing with some other friends, their friends purposefully ditch them to force them to be alone together.

Here is a request for friends in denial and here’s another one.

Hope these give you some ideas! =)

#prompt

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What’s this from? “Stretching for Bottoms”?

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k-eke

The little star!

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Literally only 90s kids remember this. Any adults in the 90s had no idea what the fuck these were. That’s why so many adults died due to heat strokes while they were in their cars in the 90s. They had no idea how car windows function. This post is dedicated to all those who lost loved ones due to the incompetency of automobile manufacturers who thought it was a good idea to make a hand crank that only people born the 90s could see.

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bees added to Minecraft in 1.15 !! (x)

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The types of Gencon Goth

bonus:

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“I love Pokémon so much who wants to talk about it?”

“The newer gens are so shitty theyre obviously running out of ideas”

“The original 150 Pokémon were so much better”

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you are why I come back

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i love lesbians

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i love lesbians of color

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i love trans lesbians

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i love they/them and he/him lesbians

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i love fat lesbians

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i love all you lesbians

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non lesbians can reblog!!! support and love all lesbians!!!

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Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroe’s image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.

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“Please don’t make me a joke… I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one… I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity..”

- Marilyn Monroe, last taped interview, days before her death

She deserved better than this

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Can I just also say, in addition to all this, that I’m still pissed off about the fact that Joe DiMaggio swooped in and gave Marilyn a Christian funeral before her Rabbi could return from a trip overseas? ‘Cause that shit is fucked up.

So many men who claimed to be in love with her, and not one could fucking respect her wishes, even in death.

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“I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves. They didn’t bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn’t argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t.”” — Marilyn Monroe

Also:

As one of the biggest Ella Fitzgerald fans, she literally helped desegregate her performances. Ella was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race.

Ella Fitzgerald: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg (Source: dmvnessa)

ALSO:

In August 1956, Monroe began filming The Prince and the Showgirl, with Laurence Olivier staring and directing. The production was complicated by conflicts between him and Monroe. He angered her with the patronizing statement “All you have to do is be sexy” and his attempts to get her to replicate Vivien Leigh’s interpretation. She became pregnant and miscarried during the production, which heavily worsened her depression and increased her drug abuse.

A L S O , I will never forget watching a documentary about her once and, speaking about her marriage with Arthur Miller, the narrator said, verbatim: “America’s Brain had married America’s Body”. Like, literally, because he was a famous writer, he was entitled to personhood; she, being an actress, and a beautiful woman, was reduced to being “a body”. I have never been more enraged with her portrayal in the media. If you want to be dismissive of her, literally come for you.

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Jackpot

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This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere

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I lost count

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This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

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Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

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fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

toastbutteregg

when you and your friend are high and your paranoid friend’s like

and youre just like

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cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream