Blunderin' through life

Lover of (too) many things | Multifandom | Occasional artist, singer and VA | 🇹🇭 | Current hyperfixation: PHM IL Mando SFAWTDE & Malevolent✨️

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"Arthur, your whimpering is awfully distracting."

In chronological order, 5 seasons (up to episode 47) of everyone's favorite wet man making noises.

Episodes breakdown under the cut, freaks feel free to dm me for the files

Part 1: 6.30 seconds - 1 clip

Part 8: 12.80 seconds - 3 clips

Part 9: 11.90 seconds - 1 clip (edited down)

Part 15: 10.60 seconds - 2 clips

Part 19: 7.90 seconds - 2 clips

Part 21: 1.50 seconds - 1 clip - ft 2 John gasps

Part 23: 1.50 seconds - 2 clips

Part 27: 7.20 seconds - 1 clip (?)

Part 28: 8.50 seconds - 1 clip

Part 30: 8.00 seconds - 1 clip

Part 31: 9.50 seconds - 1 clip (?)

Part 35: 2.60 seconds - 1 clip

Part 38: 13.60 seconds - 4 clips - ft 1 John gasp

Part 4O I: 10.30 seconds - 2 clips (edited down) - some of those are Noel

Part 40 II: 14.30 seconds - 4 clips

Part 41: 31.20 Seconds - 2 clips (edited down) - ft so much squelching

Part 42: 0.40 seconds - 1 clip

Part 43: 5.80 seconds - 2 clips

Part 44: 45.60 seconds - 10 clips - ft 2 John gasps

Part 45: 2.90 seconds - 1 clip

Part 46: 15.30 seconds - 6 clips

Part 47: 16.90 seconds - 16 (?) clips - he threw a lot of rocks

[musicisinmyname]

Mild spoilers for malevolent part 58 ig

Yeah he never stood a chance lmaoo

[deadbaguette]

They put Yorick in the bag after this

[deadbaguette]

Pack it up everyone this is the funniest reblog

[impossibleweaseldiplomatthing]

Hello everyone and welcome to my Malevolent curse count where I answer the question you've all been asking: how many times does that goddamn british man drop the f-bomb? (Answer: so many)

Spoilers for Malevelont the podcast and lots and lots of cursing to follow.

I can't put pictures of everything here because of Tumblr image limits, so these are just some sneak peaks from the PowerPoint included below if you're interested. I've also attached the excel file I used to record the numbers and create the graphs as well as a pdf of the first sheet.

I made the PowerPoint for some friends so that's why there's a little breakdown of the podcast at the beginning.

[ao3commentoftheday]

would you?

[sweet-dignity-pegususgirl]

[countthelions]

[i love you on purpose]

[nnathxns-corner]

has this been made before

[halicoscorner]

(DAWTDE/SFAWTDE spoilers)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY-

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[musicisinmyname]

Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat.

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[katelyn-danger]

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️

[alexxuun]

Fist my bump!

Wait until you hear about fist me…

[aroace-ryland-grace]

Hi guys! I thought I should just share my whole mini little library of Project Hail Mary-related things so they're all in one place:

It includes:

A telesync of the movie

My transcript of the movie (more on that here)

Audio recordings of the movie

A PDF of the book

The full audiobook

A copy of Andy Weir's doc on Eridians

A draft of the screenplay for the film from 2022

An audio recording of the director's commentary

The audiobook, audio recordings, and commentary all have their properties programmed so they (should) work just like songs with a track number, album cover, artist, and so on if you download them.

There are two audios of the movie, one is the entire film untouched and one is that same audio cut up and broken down into separate scenes for convenience.

Additionally, there are two versions of the transcript, one with time stamps that match the audio and one without. The time stamps (+ their titles from the audio) are outlined in that version, so if you double-click on that tab or click "show outline," they'll all show up and you can pick a specific scene.

The first few seconds of the commentary are missing unfortunately as my US friend who was kind enough to record it for me had some technical difficulties at the start, but the commentary is about 40-45-ish seconds behind the audio recording if you want to follow along with the movie in your head. If you want to listen to this while seeing the film in theatres, it starts right before the shot of "good luck!" written on Grace's sleeping bag.

As always, if anything's not working right, you notice any mistakes in the transcript, or any of the audios are cut wrong, please let me know and I'll fix it as soon as I can!

[without-ado]

"Return to the Moon" Artemis Ⅱ 2026

l Andrew McCarthy 1,2 l Alex G Perez 3,4 l Alexander Gerst 5

[wolfythewitch]

Ryland Grace you are so dear to me

[romanceyourdemons]

one-sided platonic feelings always hit me so hard. like. i want you to love me like a son, but to you i’m not much more than a servant. i swore our oath of brotherhood out of real devotion, and you swore it out of convenience. i want to go to the ends of the earth and the depths of hell for you and follow you until the end of time, and in your mind that’s no more than what i owe you