turbulentGeek

he/him, sexy by chance, virgin by choice, BLM/ACAB, DNFI under the age of 15

[turbulentgeek]

• WELCOME •

Sup, I'm David (he/him) and welcome to my blog I guess, and this intro is long overdue.

This blog is a reflection of my brain. Mainly the part of my brain that jumps from hyperfixation to hyperfixation.

It's mainly just a collection of reblogs with no clear pattern and me occasionally sharing fanart I've done when I remember that I can draw!

I do have some boundaries for this blog that I'd like to go over.

IF YOU SUPPORT GENERATIVE AI: GET OFF MY BLOG! I mean it. Y'all ain't artists, you're the equivalent of that annoying kid at every birthday party who throws a fit over the birthday kid getting presents when they get nothing.

This is you ^

Annoying as fuck.

IF YOU'RE UNDER THE AGE OF 15, GET OFF MY BLOG. If you're a child under the age of 15 reading this, you're probably thinking, "Heh. He'll never know, I'm just going to interact anyways." I will know. I look at every blog that follows me, and y'all give yourselves away. Quit interacting with adults, that shits not safe. And my content is not appropriate for y'all and it makes me uncomfortable when you interact. So get outta here.

STAY OUT OF MY DMS WITH YOUR PHARISAIC NONSENSE. If you happen across my blog and get mad at something I've posted, keep it to yourself. Especially if it's because I've posted something about a Fandom or media that you've deemed "problematic" because I honestly couldn't care less. So save your breath and just block me lol

I am open to doing commissions and can discuss prices and stuff with anyone who's interested in DM's :]

[mercining]

[alec-baguette]

@mercining and i have a little message in regards of so much of livejournal's history straight up disappearing:

in the wake of ai slop taking over the web and pillars of internet history disappearing without rhyme or reason, please take a minute to archive what you love locally (a reliable hard drive) as well as onto the Internet Archive (Wayback Machine). we're actively losing human-made forums, posts, art, and much more to make room for fucking ai.

so download the movie, the video, the game, the fanfic, the tumblr post, the news article, etc... with the unstoppable rise of corporate greed, the only thing you can trust is yourself.

and if you can afford to, you should donate to the Internet Archive to help them carry on their vital work.

They're an entirely free-to-use, wonderful resource that we cannot lose.

[mercining]

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[lostintransist]

Downloading that and reblogging to save a life.

[jewelcoatfish]

shane gives ilya free use on ilya’s birthday thinking it’s gonna be a cum dump situation like his own birthday and instead found ilya licking and sucking him all day. he woke up with ilya’s tongue on his hole teeth sunk into his ass. he lounges on the couch with ilya sucking his tits. he does yoga and ilya comes in to suck his neck while pounding deep inside him. he cooks dinner and was interrupted with ilya crowding him and sucking his mouth and tongue until they’re puffy and he feels hazy. they watch tv and ilya’s lying on top of shane chewing on his thighs and crawl up to taste his belly. they go to bed and ilya makes love to him while sucking on his armpits. his poor dick was ignored all day until after he came and ilya laps around it with his tongue giving it an obsence pop

shane wakes up the next morning with a million hickeys scattered all over his body

[fleabagsversion]

I kinda feel like by nerfing Ilya, the fandom is doing a great disservice to Shane’s biggest reason for being attracted to Ilya.

Ilya beat Shane at the draft by coming first. Ilya won the Stanly Cup before Shane.

Fucking hell, Ilya’s team beat Shane’s and qualified for the second round of playoffs, after almost three years of continues embarrassing loses against Montreal.

Shane is obsessed with Ilya because he is the only hockey player in the entire league who can actually beat him. It might not be obvious but Shane is a crazy fan of Ilya as much Ilya is of him.

And yes, Shane is with someone who is as good as him. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have been with Ilya in the first place.

[lostintheprescripti0n]

frank iero gender envy is fucking insane

[flower-seeks-the-moon]

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

[molabuddy]

SORRY. HELP ME. sorry for posting about sea creature sex again but this diagram of octopus mating fuckinf kills me…

shes just chilling. and why is he doing that at arms length like shes gonna kill him (she actually might. a lot of female octopus eat the male after mating) . and why is he staring at me like that. this feels really awkward guys

[ichorandpride]

fun fact: sometimes the male even completely detaches his dick-arm and just gives it to the female before swimming away because she might outright attack him imagine you’re just chilling and some dude is trying to rizz you up but you give him a single glare and he just rips his cock off and throws it at you in a horny fear

[himbomarleau]

Thinking about a scenario where Marleau goes to all stars instead of Ilya because Ilya is injured and he ends up hanging out with Shane all weekend and they actually hit it off? Shane is nervous because he knows Marly is Ilya's bro and he doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of him. Marleau is sticking with Shane because he's a bit in awe of playing on the same team as The Shane Hollander. Eventually Shane starts letting out his bitchy one liners under his breath and Marleau is eating it up. By the end of the weekend they are a chirping machine. Marleau is teeing Shane up and Shane is landing the most devastating insults.

Marleau comes back to Boston and is like man Roz you would love Hollander if you could get past the rivalry and Ilya is just staring wide eyed at him. Marly is going off about how funny Shane is and talking up his hockey iq. Ilya is just like ha ha. Yes. If only I didn't hate his guts... meanwhile he's furiously texting "Jane" "Marleau is my friend. You can't have him"

[bees-reads]

Shane is the type of ridiculously hot that he ends up on random people’s TikTok pages with them begging people to help find him.

Hockey fans then have to break their hearts by letting them know that 1) he’s gay 2) he’s married and 3) his husband is just as hot as he is.

[gaynehollander]

Ilya's so lucky Shane never hooked up with another man before him, someone who could've told him he didn't need to say "please" in bed, or made him feel embarrassed about folding his clothes, or showed him what casual sex actually looks like (thus cutting Ilya's time of feasibly insisting that what's going on between them is casual down by like 80%). Like, Ilya dickmatized that boy at 19, before anyone else could get to him, and he can thank his lucky stars.

[boringkate]

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[manzyxoxo]

MCR as monsters

[fireplacechannel]

let shane get mad!!!!! and not just mad for his boyfriend - let him get mad for himself!!! it’s not fair what HE has gone through it’s not fair how HE has been treated. Let Shane yell and fight and cause problems on purpose because he has a right to be upset!!!! FOR HIMSELF!!

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

the anguish is REALLY doin it for me