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TRUST EXERCISE
This is not a rickroll
I love you for ever and ever.
do you guys trust me?
Oh i LOVE that website.
Why won't anyone rickroll me :(
Non-pokemon fans, guess which one of these does not happen in a Pokemon game?
The premise of the game is a human being isekaid into a pokemons body
The main antagonists of a game are a cult who want to bring in a new world order
An NPC is revealed to have been dead before the game started & replaced by an ai
You regularly encounter people from an alternate dimension throught the game
One pokemon requires the console to be upside-down to evolve
A billionaire causes the apocalypse because they want to help the country
God is implied to have romantic feelings for a character
Two games share the exact same plot yet fans opinions on the plots are opposite
The main villains are ecoterrorists
Op you are lying all of these happened
Pokemon mystery dungeon (all of them)
I think that's the plot of platinum? Or. Well really all of them are sort of about cults fucking over the world....
Scarlet/violet, the professor is like super dead.
Arguably every pokemon mystery dungeon game, but also i think some of the other 3d games have alternate dimension people.
I think that's possibly x and y? That's the one with the really rich guy. Or maybe sun and moon, but i don't think thats about helping people.
I think this is legends (arceus) or possibly whatever the fuck was going on with dark dialga in pmd explorers
Arguably every pokemon game shares the same basic plot, i don't know which one this is about but I'd believe it.
Ruby and sapphire.
I was more inclined to think of the Ultra Recon Squad from USUM for alternate universe characters - and I think Team Rainbow Rocket might have brought in AU villian team leaders in those same games???
And Rich Dude gotta be Chairman Rose from SWSH. I think he was trying to solve a distant-future energy crisis? By accidentally destroying the country now, I dunno, WTF Rose. It wasn't gonna be a crisis for like another 1000 years, you had time to enact a better plan
Why isn't there an "I love Pokemon, I just wanna know what all the non-fans are guessing" option in this poll
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Man behind me having unhinged phone conversation. There is an internationally famous dairy in the area I was visiting and he was commissioned by the lady on the other end of the phone to collect specific cheeses from there. The lady is very high strung about the type and condition of the cheese.
The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"
I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.
Our flight is delayed.
He does not have the cheeses in a cooler, just a regular backpack.
I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag in the backpack. He has Jansport backpack that is jam-packed with cheeses. There is apparently $405 dollars worth of cheeses in that backpack, which I know because he has been trying to get the lady to venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do. It is unclear whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial or what, but I'm leaning towards "what".
Two more people have joined us. One is a very elegant man with a perfect manicure in a tailored business suit, the other is a neon-haired person of indeterminate gender wearing a fox kirigumi. The Shiba Inu has been staring at the latter for three minutes now.
Uh oh.
Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.
The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.
He's not having it. He's insisting she told him she would pay him back- he would have gotten her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in the area out of love, but he went out of his way because she agreed to pay him costs+ extra to cover it.
HE RECORDED THE CONVERSATION IN WHICH SHE PROMISED TO PAY FOR THE CHEESE, SHE'S THAT MUCH OF A FLAKE.
I am about to offer this man cash for some of these cheeses because our flight is now more delayed.
"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, YOU DON'T GET FANCY CHEESE."
"OR ELSE WHAT?"
"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"
"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"
"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"
"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"
*hangs up phone*
*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*
The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.
"If your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to having it right now?"
Naturally, I have volunteered my box of wheat thins and offered to buy one of the harder cheeses which should be fine if it makes it home.
Meanwhile, Kirigumi has noticed that the Shiba Inu is staring at her and is correctly intimidated.
1. This is some fucking great Camembert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly. So have like six other people. He's recouped like half his losses.
2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.
3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.
"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say
"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."
"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.
4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.
"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.
"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"
"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"
"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."
"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."
"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"
"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.
"Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese." Says cheese guy.
Plane may be arriving. I am paying for in flight WiFi to keep y'all updated.
1. Cheese guy has sold all but two or three cheeses that he an Pinot are going to eat on the flight.
2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.
3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.
4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.
5. Pinot is now convinced that cheese guy is the smartest and most interesting man in the world.
Ok so the Wifi wasn't working on the plane (also like, nonstop turbulence) and also they got seated in a different row from me, but:
Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.
Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.
Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.
:)
Anyway, it's 2AM, I need to sleep, if you feel like supporting this kind of hard-hitting reporting, I have a Tip Jar!
I keep seeing this without the last post. I wish there was more.
some of the most emotionally inspiring music ever written is actually some of the bowser castle themes from various mario games. You listen to those and you want to strive for better in life; like owning your own home that's designed to kill people you hate.
This is the right music to get out of bed to
some day. Some day I'll have a life worthy of a soundtrack like this. It's going to be on FULL BLAST for whoever it is I left NO choice but to break into my house and try to kill me. And they are going to have an awful fucking time of it I PROMISE, the shit that's gonna crawl out of the floor and fly off the ceiling is gonna be INCREDIBLE. They are never going to get the final pieces of their stupid amulet without an *ordeal.* Or maybe it's their shitty little girlfriend or boyfriend I put in a jail (they're gonna deserve it don't worry, they SUCK!!! AAUUUGH I just know whoever they are I'm gonna hate them SO MUCH or why would I do this shit!? Ohhh damn they already piss me off!!!!), I don't know yet, something. Something in pieces I make them collect. Okay maybe not in pieces if it's their girlfriend or boyfriend I mean that's a little edgier than I really wanna go with this, right, but it's gonna be IMPORTANT to their whole dumb world and they're not gonna get it without climbing a ladder that's slowly falling into acid while some GREAT little crab guys or chomping frogs or something try to rip their balls off. It's going to be GREAT.
back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end
Here’s the template. Go forth and recreate the dancing anime chibi gif. Revive the old ways.
This fucking thing all over deviantART in the 00s-10s LMAO
I saw this and googled "ooh ooh uwa uwa" as soon as humanly possible
the internet understood immediately
you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back
Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:
Everyone's been preaching that at me since I was a teenager. But no one could explain to me what that actually meant. Until I had to visit a physical therapist last year. I'm 36.
It means SQUAT DOWN to get the thing and then use your legs to lift/push yourself back up.
What I also learned is that it's possible I instinctively took much better care of my back when I was a kid? Should have just kept doing this, maybe:
Also, I like pretending to be a crane doing... apparently it's called golfer's lift? Whatever. I'm a big powerful crane machine.
AJSJJDKSJD THE QUILTING SHOW MY GMA WANTS TO GO TO HAS A “FREE TICKET FOR UNDER 30s” IM!!!!! that’s SO funny ?? They wanna encourage young ppl SO much to get into quilting
what i imagine the quilting convention back room looks like
@gallusrostromegalus
I am a member of 3 different types of fibercraft guilds despite not really doing any fibercraft myself, and I highly recommend joining them to EVERYONE. Under 30, over 30, minors and adults, whether you know how to do any fibercraft or not.
The Guild Members will love you. For real, I was a painfully graceless teenager with a tendency to blunder my way through any novel social situation and they positively fawned over having "A Young Person!" coming to the meetings.
You're going to show up, stand around awkwardly for probably not more than ten seconds before a Patty or Jane approaches you and ask your name and how you came here and what are you studying and Oh that's LOVELY, you simply must meet Cecelia- and within the hour you will have been adopted by 10 to 80 Grandmothers and Aunts and every Queer Person with an AARP membership in the county (if you want to know where all the old queens in your area are: they're in the quilt guild). Congratulations on your new extended family.
They will be foisting fabric and paint and any other art supplies because they've been infected with Studio Stash Cordyceps and need you to start one too but don't worry having a studio is very beneficial I say with half the stash still sitting in the garage despite moving 7 months ago. Congratulations on your new collection!
Now, I can't do most fibercraft on account of carpal tunnel, but hanging out at the quilt guild taught me a hell of a lot about material engineering and how things in general are made and now I'm really good at mending- clothes, tents, shoes- and building stuff as needed like trellises and a bookcase. I also now have the contact information of anyone I might need if I need help with quilting, tailoring, mending, woodworking, livestock (startling number of people with sheep and llamas out here), game meats, metallurgy, glass blowing, art shows, summer camps, and Jousting because The Quilt Guild Knows Everyone. If your hands are functional, they'll happily teach you. Congratulations on your new skillset and community!
Anyway, go join your local quilt guild!
Very odd that this shows up on my dash now.
Dunno if anyone will see this, but I just learned this yesterday while at a county festival selling home-made goods. If you are interested in joining or contacting your local quilt guild, and do not know where to begin finding them, try contacting your county offices. And also local hospitals. Apparently quilters donate quilts to patients, and your local hospital may also be a good way to get contact info for the local groups.
I was saved from the new dash until just now RIP.
Holy shit I can't stand the cluttered layout when you're on your own page. I guess I really will be using my theme at all times now ksjdbfjhsbzdjsfhb
If you're using a browser for tumblr, you don't need to put up with the new twitter-esque dash. For use Firefox for your browsing, this has many benefits, but in this case it lets you install the extension Stylus. This is a fun extension that allows you to redesign a websites user interface. Of course, you don't have to do the coding yourself, there are many ready-made redesigns to download. In this case you want the Old Tumblr Dashboard (July 2023) by Pixiel. Just click install, it's a very simple process, and you're done, you have the old dash back.
hi everyone who hates the new layout go do this ! it's back to normal and oh so beautiful (and it works on chrome too if you can't change browsers)
It works! Thank you tumblr people! @postmodernmulticoloredcloak
I like the way the new dash looks for me with the million tweaks I’ve done to it so I won’t be using this, but I tried it and it does work, so boost ;)
Oh my fucking god, the new layout was so ugly and eye-hurting and visually loud that I was actually thinking it might be the thing to finally drive me away. This is a fucking miracle.
If I could kudos this, I would a million times. If this Style were a YouTube channel, I would like, comment, and smash all the bells in less than a second. THANK YOU
Cutie-pie of the sea (x)
Taking myself on a silly little walk for my silly little mental health
i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing
Absolutely unique
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ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
you understand
Oops, my hand slipped–
humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus
THE FANART
Wait, what’s happening on reddit???
Guys, if you read on AO3 please try to create an account. So many of us writers are going to be forced to lock down our fics to registered users out of necessity to help keep AI away, and it kills us because we don’t want to stop any of you from reading.
AO3 is invite only. So if you know an AO3 user, ask if they have an invitation to give you (we’re given invite codes to share with others who want to join) because that’s an easy way to get in. If you don’t know someone you can ask, this is AO3’s instructions for requesting one from them…
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I know this seems like an extra step and maybe you don’t think you need it and can just read from people who haven’t locked their fics. But this isn’t just about you as the reader. If you enjoy fics and you want to keep them coming, this is how you support your favorite writers! If our stats and comments plummet, I guarantee writing is going to start going down as well. Nobody wants that! So please consider making an account and signal boosting this as well! 🙏🏻
**NOTE: AO3 indicates (as of today) there’s 48k some people in the queue for invites and they’re sending out about 5k per day. That’s not a bad wait at all!!**
If you need an invite, DM me. I will gladly give you one!! 💞
Same!
Same here, I've got invites!
-Waves- Is there a tag I can put that people are searching to let people know I have invites?? I mean, a few of those 48k people could have gotten an invite from me
okay the picture was already funny but then I hit play and completely lost my shit
I swear to god the millennium bug was in people's brains all along. The year 2000 hit and my brain reset to 1900.
Excuse me, but that post asks for movies 20+ years old. 20-PLUS. Movies from 1990 would count!!! D< They are plus!
Broke af?
But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that there’s a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young son…on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?
Let me tell you a thing.
This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and that’s it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then.
This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didn’t have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together.
AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing.
You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already.
Here’s her list of kitchen basics.
Bake your own bread. It’s easier than you think. Here’s a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic.
Make your own pasta–gluten free.
She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. It’s called “Hunger Hurts”.
She has vegan recipes.
A carrot, a can of kidney beans, and some cumin will get you a really filling soup…or throw in some flour for binding and you’ve got yourself a burger.
Don’t have an oven or the stove isn’t available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section.
She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called “Living Below the Line” where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days.
Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and that’s a fabulous feeling.
Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. That’s your super emergency money. Make sure they don’t charge by the month for lack of use, though.
I don’t care if it sounds like an advertisement–you won’t be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical health–and dammit, food’s right in the center of that.
If you don’t need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this.
Reblogging for all the impoverished students. Jack is the breadline queen. And if you don’t need this - donate to your nearest food bank, stat.
Reblogging for students, working folks, and everyone who’s ever had to choose between essentials at the store because you can only afford milk OR bread, not both.
Her blog is called Cooking on a bootstrap now
Here’s an up to date link
by Jack Monroe, bestselling author of 'A Girl Called Jack'