Seriously, no touching...

.::I have a traitorious brain::.

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[avantegarda]

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

[avantegarda]

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

[three--rings]

FYI Young ones, this is why everyone older seems to have their shit together. WE ARE FAKING IT REAL HARD. I didn't realize that until I was about 27. Now I'm 40 and it's more true than ever.

[retrogamingblog]

The Legend of Zelda as a Studio Ghibli film by Matt Vince

[baddroid]

[fgrobichiko]

the only acceptable reason

[fwizard]

#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo

[peakae]

TITTY 2 BOMB

[your-raifu-is-shit]

Bra size: C4

[huffpost]

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

[verycooltrash-deactivated201505]

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

[fleshbra]

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

[xekstrin]

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

[geekghoulsmash]

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

[snailchimera]

*quietly facepalms forever*

[pervocracy]

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

[fuck-social-justice-blogs-deact]

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

[mrrobotico]

Bless all this

[mvmaverick]

These feet

You see these feet, These feet has carried me, Trough heartbreak, Trough doubt, Trough life and Trough love. These feet might be small, They might look weak, They might trip over eatch other occasionally, But they've never let me down. I can trust these feet, For I know they will always carry me, Wether I want to or not.

[mvmaverick]

I have, officially broken a bed by fucking....

[c0ntine-deactivated20181206]

Me anytime anything that has to do with Zelda is announced.

[mvmaverick]

Haha you got me there!

[heroesofhyrule]

This obviously deserves more attention

[mvmaverick]

⭐My precious childhood⭐

[mvmaverick]

Hey graphite pens, it’s sure been a while

Awkward angle oh how i’ve missed you!

[mvmaverick]

When you tell your dude that you are in pain and have been in pain for the last four days... and gone to work like usual without saying anything.... The face he gives me then..... Sorry?

[mvmaverick]

Today's Challenge: Not missing my old car while the new one is being an idiot and making me late to work this morning.... sure I still own my old car, but he's at the workshop waiting for a new universal joint....

[mvmaverick]

He spent the night and now I wonder how the hell I am supposed to be able to ever sleep alone again…

He left to go home and get his things before school, and I already feel too lonely…

[mvmaverick]

10 months later and I still haven't slept alone. Jackpot!

[mvmaverick]

I have one of those times again, when the thought of food disgusts me. It's 9pm right now, and I just planted my ass on a chair and asked myself, have you eatem at all today? Yep i have, a small burger with no sides. Am i hungry? No Why do I have such an unhealthy relationship with food?

[mvmaverick]

Third week of being sick, the last couple of days I have been waking up and falling asleep while feeling like I want to die.

After some medecine I feel pretty good, but I can't say it's nice to wake up at 5am and knowing you have to get up because the pain wont let you fall back to sleep.

I have serious problems with hospitals and doctors but I'm actually thinking about going there, I'm suspecting my tonsils have finally become too angry for them to stay....

[mvmaverick]

Bf: I should take a shower

Me: I should also take one

Bf: we could take a bath?

Me: you just want to have sex in the bathtub

Bf: ... maybe...

Bf: we could take a shower together?

Me: you just want to have sex in the bathtub

Bf: maybe....

Most normal conversation ever!

[mvmaverick]

I have roughly 6 hours to complete my final depth project for my last semester at school, aaaand I'm like halfway there, should be minor touches left, not half tj Project...