Mx. Comedy

where am i (he/they)

[animentality]

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[geekysteven]

crab

[existennialmemes]

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[nyanbinary-perineum]

kicked out of the orgy for bringing my DoT build again

[mxcomedy]

may the fourth be with you, faggots

[mxcomedy]

nice

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[c3po]

it’s happening again

[homophobla]

I could make a post

[homophobla]

I'm getting mixed feedback

[mxcomedy]

beautiful malapropism I’m gonna live 5ever

[mxcomedy]

everyone watch project hail mary right fucking now. and also read the book. In fact, you should be injecting pure xenonite into your veins right now

[mxcomedy]

may the fourth be with you, faggots

[alientitty]

💀

[strayknight]

happy miata monday everyone make sure to stay hydrated

[the-haiku-bot]

happy miata

monday everyone make sure

to stay hydrated

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.