mary kat

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[prairiedeath]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[penandinkprincess]

"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

[loveridden1999]

[teddypng]

at the drag show like i understand why men think the stripper likes them i'm putting a 5 in a queen's bra & she blows me a kiss bc she Loves Me...

[maja-paja]

[angels-all-sin]

“ask me about” button PNGs credit not necessary but appreciated!

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[byjove]

LINDSEY GRAHAM GONE!!!!!!!!

[byjove]

HE’S DEAD DEAD DEAD

[byjove]

rest in piss to my least favorite gay and homophobic Southern Baptist South Carolina closet case

[byjove]

the illness he died of? sick of himself

[byjove]

I was kind of right, his aorta imploding was like nature’s self-destruct feature

[ittybittytatertot]

I hope OpenAI goes under. I hope ChatGPT and all similar AI are unplugged forever. And I hope everyone who's been relying on it cries about it.

[mxrykat]

so-called "free-thinking americans" when mcdondalds burger and icy crispy coca cola: 🤤

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[wolflinkpandagirl3]

you have IBS.

[fairycosmos]

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little