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One time I dreamt of me and my bros from work getting a late night drinking at bar when suddenly everything when dark. Seconds later, the sky brighten and people are screaming and pointing at the sky. Intrigued by the chaos, we get out to see whats happening. The dark skies ripples and a portal of sort appeared. And emerged from it is a group of massive squid and swimming in the night sky and as quick as it come it gone. It slowly become invisible and the next day, the electronic technology is gone.
That second bitch just straight up died
Exploring Unknown 2
Space has been and will always fascinating us. For years we has been wondering what kind of wonderful things can we discovered in the vast darkness yet full of colours in space . And the opportunity to answer the questions come in the form of a United Nation directive, each signing nation state are to donate one percent of their GDP to the UN to create six Starship, to explore the unknown.
Like any 12 years old at the time of announcement, we all desired to become the crew of it. I still remember the time when a former astronauts were invited to our school to give his thoughts on the programs and every single one of the kids raised up their hand and ask " What should we do to become one of the astronaut like you do? " , the answer was simple ," Each day when you wake up, you simply need to become better than you are yesterday. "
And thus the journey begins, at first everyone strive be become better, focusing on class, participating regularly in gym class and all the like of it and slowly getting back to the regular 12 years old except for the few and fast forward 15 years later, I am finally the crew of a starship.
"Congratulations Dr. Gram, you are now officially a crew of Starship Hope, our fourth Starship which will be set to sail in roughly six months.", said by the woman sitting in front of me, " I have read your files and for a young man like you; you really have a great record. For example, you have a PhD in AI development, a certified paramedics and a former military man. " , a jolt of excitement cam be heard in the woman voice.
"I forget to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Isabella Martinez and I am the Head of Medical onboard Starship Hope and will be your direct supervisor. "
"Pleasure knowing you, Dr Martinez. Your work on the development of rapid healing agent is monumental. And I save a lot of life with your healing agent. "
" Well then,enough with the pleasantries, in the next six months you will be trained to use the equipment and familiarize yourself with it which includes your suits." , explained Isabella. "Let me show you to your living quarters for the next six month shall we? "
Artificial island Apollo, my home for the next six month. It was formerly one of the China artificial island the were acquired by the UN in the beginning of the Starship Project and slowly being expanded into a small city housing currently 2000 active personnel. the 10 km2 island house it own launching platform and various Research and Development facilities and in-house training ground for the crew. The creation of this Island is possible with the advancement of technologies brought forth by the project.
Dr.Martinez personally show me toward my room which I would share with three other people. The island living quarters is divided into four main area. The North is reserved toward the Island general workers such as the janitors, kitchen helpers and the others. The South is reserved toward high ranking military officers and VIPs. The East Wing is for the Island profesional workers such as, scientists, engineers, mechanics and the one with similar qualification and finally the West Wing is for the crews of the Starships with similar qualification as the East Wing residents.
Leisure walking from from Dr. Martinez office to the living area took us roughly 15 minutes before we finally arrive at a lobby and meet with an attendant of the wings.
“Good Morning Dr.Martinez..” says the attendant,”How can I help you?”
“Hello Heather, I’m bringing our my new crew today to his room.”
“Hello,my name is Dr. Alex Gram.”
“Pleasure meeting you. Can I have your ID Dr.Gram?”,says Heather.
“Your room will be in 3rd Floor,Room 12 Alpha 4. And Here your ID.”, Heather returned the ID to me and reminded me.” Oh please have your ID with you all the time as it act as both your pass to move around the Island and identification purpose.”
Right after I got my room number, Dr. Martinez excuses herself and I proceed to move toward the elevator.
Room 12 is divided into smaller room from Alpha 1-4 and Bravo 1-4. Alpha 1-4 is the the room for the crew while Bravo 1 and 2 are the bathrooms while 3 is a communication room and 4 is a private pantry for each room.
The room I was assigned to contain a single bed , a study table and a cupboard. Most of it is made from aluminium with chrome finish to simulate the room inside the Starship.
While I was amusing myself with the room, a soft knocking hitting my door.
Exploring Unknown 1
Exploring Unknown 1
SETI, May 23 2019
Night in the desert isn’t always cold like a certain survival show depicted. Tonight the heat still making the presence known.The uncomfortable heat combine with artificial coldness from the air conditioning unit makes the only two researchers available complaining.
“Damn be the heat!”, say a man dress only in his shorts and thin shirt.
“Well boss,we can always just go to bed. Ma says that during heat like this its better to just sleep than doing any work.”,retorted by another much younger man.
The older chubby man is the lead researcher in SETI Institute, Dr.John Krisanki while the younger researcher is Dr.Alan Dune.
All while the two are bantering with each other, a printer rapidly printing a series of line that keep repeating itself for exactly 30 seconds before it silent returned again.
“Thats odd.Hey,Alan go take the paper here.”,ordered the chubby researcher.
Just as the Alan grab the two meter long paper and take a brief look at it, he gasped, “ My God, Dr.Krisanki!”
Just as Dr.Krisanki is walking toward his junior, the printer once again erratically dancing repeating the same series of signals all over again. And now the whole world is receiving the same signals that keep repeating itself every 12 minutes and lasting for 5 days.
Months passed and the UN makes a shocking directive that unanimously accepted by all signing nations. Thus started the beginning of a new space age, driven by a Project call STARSHIP PROJECT.
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Dragon Ball Z is like a game kids play where they keep making up powers as they go so they can be slightly better than each other.
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Excerpt from my new mini series Exploring Unknown
“So hows your life in Hope so far? Berlin is currently patrolling the outer rim of solar system, we should reach Europa in the next 72 hours. This should be the first time we received such extraordinary signal but the higher up doesn’t seems to be so surprised. Maybe Nikolai right, maybe there more than meeting the eye in this whole project. That all I guess, hope you reply to me soon! Bye! Muuah!”, Alicia pucked her lips and the video cut.
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The reasons why I don't have many friends
1.Most of the people I know is Misogynistic beyond irredeemable act from hell.
2. Racism, Trump-style.
3. Homophobic, like dude let them be. They don't even bother you and gosh gay people is one of the nicest people I have pleasure of knowing.
Humans are Weird “Doggo”
Sorry that I haven’t written in a few days, but I was studying for a test. Regardless, here is another story. Feel free to send me your ideas. Weather I use them or not sort of depends on if I can think of an interesting way to write it. If the idea is small, I might combine it with another idea later on, but who knows. Please though, send me your ideas!
Humans are the only known creatures to create mutually beneficial bonds with other organisms larger than bacterium. The parallel evolution of humans and canines is a situation completely unique to humans. Some scientists suggest that it came from the need to survive on such a hostile world, while the lay person might suggest that humans are too clueless to know when something is inadvisable or, for that matter, impossible.
Krill had never seen the captain skip before, not that he wasn’t the skipping type, but because that sort of action proved to be more difficult to coordinate with his prosthetic leg. Despite that fact, Captain Vir made a big show of skipping into the bridge grinning hugely despite nearly tripping over the last stair.
“I got my approval.” He chanted continuing his skip around the room as Krill watched in bemused entertainment. For all their predatory nature, humans proved themselves to be some of the most unintimidating creatures in the galaxy. One minute they could be trying to kill you and the next minute they would be trying to cuddle you.
Perhaps, if it had still been his first transfer aboard the human ship, Krill would have seen the ridiculous display as a demonstration of the captain’s athletic ability as some sort of dominance ritual. That, and the wide grin that split his face showing a row of strong white teeth, might have served to Scare Krill away. But six months was sufficient to know that this was an almost overenthusiastic demonstration of happiness.
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Humans are weird. Aliens are also weird
Okay so people seem to like the posts I’ve made for this tag before so I have decided to make another, if you want more just let me know!
Humans are weird to other species, we know that for sure but the others we sent to work on a research ship with other species from different planet have recorded the strange behaviors that they’re crew mates have, the following are the accounts from a few humans we sent to that ship; Josh Beckett - an engineer, Mick Charleston - a researcher, Finn Barnes - The human ambassador.
Each will be recorded individually, beginning with Joshua Beckett’s report on working with the Zangarnians.
“Is this thing on? Well the green light is flashing and back on Earth that means something is working…okay uhh Joshua Beckett, engineer on the research ship G-1683b, or as us humans have begun to call it, the BFS, the big fucking ship *Josh lets out a proud laugh* okay sorry, uh this recording is to well, record information about the other species aboard this ship as we’ve discovered that they record information about us so it’s only fair that we do the same because well…we’re paranoid about everything aren’t we? So here we go. First I’ll start with my friends the Zangarnians, a species able to manipulate their bodies in really fucked up ways and can fit in pretty much any place which means that they, along with a few humans, myself, Alisha Gwenson and my sister Rachael are ideal for working down in maintenance as we can fit in the smaller places, however the Zangarnians have taken it to a new level, see from my understanding they don’t have a solid skeleton? Something like that but their lack of bone structure is useful considering our job however they have yet to understand that us humans can’t bend like that and it takes a good ten minutes one the daily for me to explain that ‘No Zlark, I can’t just bend my spine like that, if I did I’d probably break my spine and humans can’t fully recover from that.’ This aside, the Zangarnians are surprisingly friendly creatures despite their terrifying appearance…honestly they those look like sinister floppy inflatable mascots you see outside car dealerships, with two more eyes and a mouth that houses teeth sharper than my wit but with that being said they are friendly creatures that seem to enjoy our company and are always interested in our Earth customs, Hell they even joined in on celebrations the human crew were holding for Mick’s birthday, after we explained to them what a birthday was and learned that we’re among the few species who celebrate the anniversary of our births…*there is some strange clicking and squeaking sounds heard from the recording* Yeah bud, I’ll be down in a second I need to finish this report…Oh that’s another thing, the Zangarnians speak through a psychic link, on the recording that would’ve just sounded like noise but in my head that was Zlark telling me to hurry up because he was hungry and didn’t want to leave me behind down here- Speaking of food I am pretty hungry so I’m gonna go get some food, Josh Beckett, junior engineer from the country of Scotland on planet Earth signing out, live long and prosper.”
A.N ; I’ll be uploading different accounts from the crew in separate posts, depending on how well this one is received by the community, enjoy!
Earth had been taken over by aliens for its resources and they had taken humans to their own planet to be used as pets. About a hundred years later, I was born in a human mill, and had twelve kids before being adopted by a rich alien at 13. He was pretty nice, but I escaped anyway and met a human girl who was taking care of a baby clone of me for her owner, and we decided to start a revolt against the aliens using melee weapons, since the aliens were primarily psychic and weak to close combat. Later on, during some battle of epic proportions, we started losing, so I just said “fuck this” and woke up
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Human are weird. Language
I don't know if this has been addressed or written before but language are weird, especially English.
English change because of Capitalism resulting in American English.
So what language do you know that change by human need and greed?
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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
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it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
*staring confusedly*