Wretched Little Creature

27,Bi, white "It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long difficult words but rather short, easy words like What about lunch?" ~Winnie the Pooh

[firefox-official]

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

[redvaporeon-sk]

Have you tried deleting cookies

[trufflesmushroom]

not helpful- cookies go down to the stomach, not up to the head

[black-quadrant]

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[inuyama0205]

🌱💧

[kittycouch]

Will you let snailpoke into your heart

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[maplebunie]

“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[baccendkenagainn-deactivated202]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

[tuxankhamun]

"Use your Google account to log—"

just let me use your website you insufferable rat

[icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201]

[gardenxkisses]

Wait is he saying that or is she

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[time-traveling-fetus]

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

[metanarrates]

99% of overthinkers stop right before they find the perfect, pure thought that will instantly solve all of their problems by virtue of its mere existence #neverstopgrinding