My Brother Seth

Back down, Cousin Bennett.

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Spreading Facebook propaganda

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I find this surprising. 

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The best channel for Emergency Info is Facebook. 

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This profile photo tells you everything you need to know about #MybrotherSeth. 

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Only #MybrotherSeth sends me pseudo-scholarly essays via Facebook message. 

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Spongebob has new competition for Employee of the Month, move over Squidward for #MybrotherSeth. 

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#MyBrotherSeth quotes master philosophers: Pooh, Claus and Hamma. 

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#MybrotherSeth Blames Canada. 

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Hey, if the Pillsbury Doughboy said it, it must be true, right #MybrotherSeth? 

Another one of Seth's infamous "faux-quotes" and it's a real gem. 

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#MybrotherSeth - sometimes tender. 

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I was just kidding of courde i love you and your brother equally...but seth is more talented and awesome i think...but your still cool corey...

Text message from #MybrotherSeth from my Mom's phone

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But Colonel Sanders? Nobody's surprised he's an orator, the guy wears the freshest bow-tie and understands the power of gravy. 

Plus, some of my most life-changing realizations have came elbows-deep in a bucket of fried chicken ("These pants are feeling pretty tight." for instance). 

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Who knew Smokey the Bear was so quotable? Or could even speak? #MybrotherSeth, apparently. 

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It's not often that a guy will write a poem about you - usually those stops after your sappy high-school boyfriend. #MybrotherSeth didn't get that memo, pretty "out-of-this-world" (no pun intended). 

- "Corey M.C."

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#MybrotherSeth - we were worried he'd be living in our basement eternally, but looks like he has bigger plans for himself, inspired hopelessly by Numa Numa.

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You mess with Pixar, you mess with #MybrotherSeth. 

Check the comments. 

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Dear #MybrotherSeth - me either.