look idk either

someuselessshitfrommyhead

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[covid-69]

there’s a sleep “disorder” that is literally just “your circadian rhythm is inconvenient for school/work” and people with it have to take meds to make themselves sleepy earlier/later 

otherwise there’s absolutely nothing wrong with their quality/amount of sleep they just don’t have a schedule that works for society

[agingwunderkind-deactivated2022]

shout out to second shifters - i traded prime time for good sleep

[gothiccharmschool]

It’s even got disorder in the name: delayed sleep phase disorder. And yes, if you have to have a “normal” schedule, it makes your life hell.

Oh, and it can run in families. Thanks Dad. 🙄

[star-anise]

So many disabilities are disabling not because they’re inherently impairing, but because society just doesn’t make room for us

[bai-xue-lives]

ADHD throws your circadian rhythm off, too. Most people with ADHD have a natural circadian rhythm that makes us tired from, generally, about 4am to noon - myself included. When I’m left to my own devices, those are basically the exact times I will naturally fall asleep and wake up. 

“Why do kids with ADHD have so much trouble in school? Why do adults with ADHD have so much trouble keeping decent 9-5 jobs?” Well, gee, maybe because it’s hard to get any work done when our bodies are literally programmed to be asleep. How well would you perform if you had to wake up at the equivalent of 2am to go to school or work? Not well? Then imagine how it feels for us, every single day of our lives.

There’s a lot about ADHD which I hate and wish would go away, but this part? See above. Our circadian rhythm is only disabling to us because society refuses to make room for us.

[pawpels]

I very specifically have this. I sleep great, have long and vivid dreams that I can remember, and wake up rested 90% of the time.

I just can’t fall asleep before 4am for ANYTHING, and I fall asleep most easily at 8am.

Naturally, this makes life fucking suck

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[thyrell]

[mycactusisded]

these are truly confusing times we live in . example: it's like fucking 30°C outside but here I am, barbequesause on my titties eating nudes on my sofa. (hot ones)

[valtsv]

um… his name is snufkin?

[valtsv]

this is blatant snufkin erasure and i will NOT stand for it

[valtsv]

recognition at last

[mycactusisded]

suomiiiiiiiii (finland!!)

[lavenderboylove]

hey beauty standards for boys are seriously fucked and i’m here to say all boys are fuckin cute! doesn’t matter how conventionally attractive you are or aren’t, you’re still! fucking! cute!

chubby? got a round tummy? cute! people are gonna love kissing it!

short? attractive as heck! you don’t have to be taller than your partner(s), that’s some dumb bullshit right there!

skinny? effeminate? still cute, nobody’s gotta adhere to hypermasculine beauty standards!

trans? got big hips? don’t bind? got a soft face? guess what, YOU’RE STILL CUTE. bodies aren’t gendered and you can totally be attractive as a boy no matter what you look like!

autistic? not good at making the “right” facial expressions? bad at knowing how to dress or when to shower? still cute! you don’t have to adhere to society’s ableist bullshit! people will love you for who you are!

use a mobility aid? use a wheelchair? that’s right, you’re still cute. your mobility aids are a part of your appearance and they don’t make you any less attractive!

~add on more positivity for boys who don’t fit western mainstream beauty standards in the reblogs!~

~anyone can reblog and add on (including straight girls)!~

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

[penny-anna]

Concept: Sam finds out elves can die of sadness, gets very concerned, starts doing his best to make sure Mr Legolas is happy all the time just in case

[penny-anna]

This causes a terrible dilemma when Legolas expresses that he’d prefer not to be addressed as Mr Legolas and Sam doesn’t want to risk upsetting him but also that goes against everything he knows.

[enide-s-dear]

‘Mr Highness Greenleaf sir’

[penny-anna]

Mr Greenleaf, sir? Mr Green? Mr Leaf?

[sheofthetea]

*Legolas and Gimli fighting, as usual* 

Sam: Stop! STOP! You leave Mr L- Elf alone, Mr Gimli!

Legolas: Why, thank you, Sam. You see, Gimli? Your dwarven rudeness has even upset Sam-

Sam, sobbing: He can’t take such a talking to, Mr Gimli! He’s such a sensitive soul. Much more of that and he’ll be dead by morn!

Legolas: 

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: Sam, don’t worry. it takes a lot more sorrow than that to kill an elf

Sam: but these are really sad times

Aragorn: excuse me

Sam: we’re all very upset all the time because of the quest. what if something small is what pushes him over the edge

Aragorn: it doesn’t work like that-

Legolas, genuinely panicked: what if it works like that??

Aragorn: I’m sure it doesn’t

Legolas: he had a point I AM very upset all the time

Gandalf: Legolas I assure you no elf has ever died like that

Legolas: NOT YET THEY HAVEN’T

Legolas & Sam: *both panicking*

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[marchofthethieves]

where’d they get all those dads

[hweianime]

Dadmart

[kibumkim]

[thyrell]

i love this post cos half the notes are italians getting angry at this because they DONT need to hear this they KNOW theyre white!! and the other half are about ariana grande

[kittens-jpg]

Silly Girl

Here’s my blind cat Rizzo (again).

[draconym]

Me: trying to silently opening a candy bar

My parrot: watching me intently as he raises his foot to his beak to pantomime the act of eating a candy bar while making distressingly realistic chewing noises and not breaking eye contact

[draconym]

I genuinely think this is an attempt on his part to participate in a social activity with me, but it always comes off exactly as judgmental as it would feel if a human roommate were doing it.

[glixbitch]

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

[dumbasschronicles]

working in customer service

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[fleshsuitfullofcats-deactivated]

My friend who keeps messing up my pronouns got me this as a way to encourage him to get better at it.

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

this is actually a really sweet way to show it was an accident and put forth an effort to get it right like wow

[scaronhiatus]

[nohetero]

also quick tip for people who disassociate that I saw in another post and it worked really well for me, if you’re by yourself you can ground yourself by lifting your arms and letting them fall to your sides. the sense of gravity is really helpful

[iloveroxy7-deactivated20150722]

RELEVAN RN BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID MEME