[charlicpace]

the many faces of jeff ‘Goblin Man™’ blim

[banana1514]

goblin man

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the lesbian power is strong

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[i-am-a-fish]

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

My shower curtain is glass

[i-am-a-fish]

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

[mycatlookslikeapenguin]

Floridian culture is drinking a milkshake and wearing a hoodie in 90 degree weather

[i-am-a-fish]

This Is The Money Dog.

like and reblog this post to give me a surplus of notes, rooting myself into this site’s algorithm so that my blog gets recommended to more and more people, increasing my outreach all while manipulating your desire and possible desperation for money for my own personal gain, and immediately spreading this stress and these thoughts of potential regret onto your own followers

[i-am-a-fish]

Tumblr Givaway!!!

who here wants my

Social security number?!!!!

[frostfiredragon-deactivated2024]

I do!

[i-am-a-fish]

rules for entry:

reblog this post

you must be following me

and that’s it!

3 winners will be randomly selected,

FIRST PLACE PRIZE: my social security number!

SECOND PLACE PRIZE: my blood type!

THIRD PLACE PRIZE: my DAD’S social security number!

enter now! the entry deadline is November 10th!

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[mycatlookslikeapenguin]

Hot chocolate made with milk and hot chocolate made with water is like coffe and tea but for kids

[peterparkerpenis]

this felt necessary to make also tag urself im seb

[dylan0bemyboyfriend]

game time!

every time you see this post you have to reblog with a different marvel quote (no repeats)

i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”

[skymoonandstardust]

Doth mother know you wearith her drapes?

[winterhcwk]

“Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.”

[stardust-danvers-archive-deacti]

“No hard feelings Point Break, you got a mean swing”

[buckynasty-blog]

You had to ask

[metalmilizia]

“ i can’t control their fear, only my own. ”

[cartersbarnes-deactivated202206]

“J.A.R.V.I.S, drop my needle”

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

I’m just a kid from Brooklyn

[definitely-a-nerd-moved]

I got beat up in that alley. And that one

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut

[nuggsmum]

I’m listening….

[zerofucksclub]

Are you ever not going to fall for that?

[therealbucky05]

Your savior is here!

[keepmyselfamused-othersconfused]

If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.

[likingthistoomuch]

You had one job!

[taleasoldastime-andspace]

This was a mistake

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

“We know each other! He’s a friend from work!”

[dawnquafam]

“…Aaaand there’s a tank.”

[moved-to-jarvis-is-my-copilot]

“That man is playing galaga! He thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.”

[tstarkx]

“That man has no regard for lawn maintenance.”

[fanfictiongreenirises]

“JARVIS, sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.”

[esteban-moved]

“I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other’s eyes”

[wonder]

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good”

[ayylmaoron]

“He’s from Space and he’s here to steal a necklace from a wizard”

[mediocre-guitar-solo]

And he was like “MLBERGH IT’S ME” and he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.

[itsa-me-anime-thrash]

On your left

[opalescent-mango]

Bruce: is this whiskey or perfume?

Valkyrie: *chugs all of it*

Valkyrie: it’s perfume

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy

[i-am-a-fish]

Fish, what’s the mood for tonight?

hotdog bun peanut butter jelly sandwich

[digimonlover09]

I know what I’m doing tonight.

[digimonlover09]

I did it.

It was actually pretty decent. The first couple bites burned a bit, but that could just be the fact that I have no idea how old that jelly is, or the fact that I’m thirsty.

Keep reading

[i-am-a-fish]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DESCRIBE BUT FUCKIN CONGRATS MATE YOU’VE JUST MADE AN EVEN BIGGER MOOD

[i-am-a-fish]

honey, it’s the gayest tuesday of 2018

[nylaporp]

It is still Monday you idiot

[5-pack-coffee]

No you heccin fool, it’s midnight so it’s Tuesday

[nylaporp]

It is 11:03 you befoon

[5-pack-coffee]

T I M E Z O N E S

[nylaporp]

I am in Texas and Texas is the best state therefore making my time zone the best time zone ever so E A T T H A T

[5-pack-coffee]

I live in Virginia which is the state Yorktown is located in AND ITS 12:07am HERE SO BASICALLY IM RIGHT AND UR WRONG THE BATTLE OF YORKTOWN IS WHERE WE CLAIMED INDEPENDENCE AND THAT WAS FOUGHT IN VIRGINIA BUDDY PAL CHUM CHUMMY FRIEND BUD PAL FRIENDO FRIENDY FRIEND HOMESLICE BREADSLICE LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION

[nylaporp]

We have cowboys and we are the biggest state. Alaska doesn’t count.

[5-pack-coffee]

…we have the ocean like right there. It’s just sitting there. I could probably ride my bike to the ocean if I was determined enough.

[nylaporp]

We do too. Also we have better garlic bread

[5-pack-coffee]

Fuck. How dare you. HhhhWE HAVE MOTHMAN

[nylaporp]

Mothman sucks. And I’m just stateing facts.

[5-pack-coffee]

You hurt his feelings. Apologize. Now.

[nylaporp]

That devil needs no apologizes.

[5-pack-coffee]

That’s it, you’re grounded. Get on top of the fridge.

[nylaporp]

I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN YOU CANT MAKE ME

[5-pack-coffee]

I AM YOUR F A T H E R YOUNG LADY NOW APOLOGIZE TO MOTHMAN OR YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM LIVING AND WILL HAVE TO ONLY EAT DIRT FOR TIL COLLEGE

[nylaporp]

YOU CANT CONTROL ME I WILL BE FREE

[5-pack-coffee]

YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR TIL COLLEGE

[nylaporp]

WHAT IF IM NOT GOING TO COLLEGE

[5-pack-coffee]

THEN YOU WILL SUFFER

[nylaporp]

Yeah you win. Sorry Mothman for being the best thing to ever happen to you.

[5-pack-coffee]

B I T C H

[nylaporp]

Honey that’s my birth name

[i-am-a-fish]

we’re off to a shaky start but this is still the gayest tuesday of 2018

[marvelheadquarters]

“Nothing lasts forever.”