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this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo iâve ever seen
me: Princess Zeldaâs a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.
some nerd: source????
me:Â
me: ??????
me:
Didnât do shit in Linkâs awakening though
This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen.Â
Yes, Zelda didnât do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didnât do shit in Metroid Prime.Â
happy pride to my favourite post on reddit
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
Then they spit roast me
I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.
Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube
I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!
it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.
You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours donât
What [car] would you build a time machine out of?
an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere
Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
Youâre an easy slut, arenât you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
a professor told his class âconsciousness doesnt exist. there are only neuronsâ
a student stood up âwould you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?â
ânoâ the professor replied.
âwould you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some friesâ
âof courseâ the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.
âmayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.â
the professor was astounded. âwhat is your name?â he demanded
âshadow the hedgehogâ said the student