before we drift away

bee | 24 | she/her

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[grox]

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[shock]

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?

[everoutoftouch]

Ouch this food is too hot to touch well I better put it in my mouth

[kosmogrl]

[marxism-transgenderism]

I might as well be reading the gospels rn

[natalieironside]

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

[dreamswhistlesandstories]

[gaitwae]

is this how you make a cake?

[heavenhillgirl]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[anotherpapercut]

[mils-666]

<3

[waltzingbi]

his eyes were coke zero brown

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

[paxamericana]

it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now

[writing-prompt-s]

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

[wygolvillage]

how to fight skeleton (urgent) - 12:08 am

skeleton chasing me - 12:06 am

where to hide fromskeleton - 12:02 am

scary skeleton in my house - 11:54 pm

are skeletons fast - 11:51 pm

how fast is a skeleton - 11:50 pm

are skeletons deadly - 11:46 pm

skeleton in house - 11:42 pm

bones rattling in house at night - 11:40 pm

weird clicking noise in house at night - 11:37 pm

gay porn - 11:02 pm

[screenshotsofdespair]